On the Set: Backwoods of Memphis
We can't agree with Memphis Monroe's pick for this year's American Idol winner—Taylor? Really?—but we must give her credit for the unexpected choice. Most of the girls we know are madly in love with that bald, bag of douche (Chris) and his intense "I'm about to fuck your soul" stare. Not Memphis, though. She's better than that.
After getting to know Memphis while on location earlier this week, it's easy to figure out why she was tapped to represent the HUSTLER brand. Straddling the fence between Southern belle and sophisticated urbanite with aplomb, Memphis embodies the qualities every man is looking for in a woman. She's the type that would cook you a steak immediately after a 4-hour session of toe-curling sex—very similar to the girl in "Color of Night", but without the irksome homicidal murderer aspect.
"I wanted to bring my fans and viewers a little piece of me," Memphis offered. "Since I am from the country, this is my background."
That "piece" is the Hustler Video® big-budget production, "Backwoods of Memphis".
As it's been pointed out to us numerous times, this film should not to be confused with Marc Cohn's aural abortion, "Walking In Memphis". While we couldn't help but hum the song on our way to the Lakeview Terrace location, our tune changed soon after arriving. There's something about walking into a house overflowing with naked, sexed-up women that demands a more masculine soundtrack.
The film's director, Caesar Bonobo, had his plate full that day. Shooting four scenes—a feat lesser directors wouldn't dare attempt—is a demanding, if not impossible, task. And he succeeded. Until now, we had never been to a shoot that ran on schedule, regardless of how many scenes were being filmed. Deflecting our efforts to lavish the director with praise for running such a tight ship, Caesar pointed to the women responsible for craft-services and said, "It's all her. Keeping your cast and crew well fed is the most important part."
Caesar, who's last name the director informed us is a highly sexualized monkey, should win an award for modesty. His movie's "Doc MaCock" and "Fucking in the Name of Science" have been in constant rotation on the HustlerWorld Porn Viewing System™ since their release.
Waiting for Memphis's girl/girl/girl scene to be filmed, we had the opportunity to watch Sophia perform. This cherubic little cutie could quite possibly have the best set of fake tater-ta tas in the business. We were so mesmerized by their rhythmic bouncing throughout the scene that we could scarcely concentrate on anything else. Who was pounding away at her sphincter? No clue. All we saw was a pair of wonderfully enhanced breasts attached to a hot little body.
We managed to snap out of our trance long enough to hear Sophia tell us, "I think it's going to be an amazing movie. Memphis is really cute and really sweet."
Echoing Memphis's own aversion to the Los Angeles go-go-go lifestyle, she explained why she lives elsewhere, "It's too fast-paced to live here all the time."
Miss Monroe (soon to be Mrs.—she's newly engaged) moved to Las Vegas at the beginning of the year. Our concern for her living in the "Tackiest Place on Earth" with all of its temptations was quickly put to rest when she explained that she only plays the slots. That's not even real gambling.
Gearing up for her three-way with Ariel X and Angela Stone, Memphis was relaxed, if a bit tired. Shooting three scenes in 2 days has that effect. "Don't worry," she said, "as soon as the scene starts filming, I'll be ready to go."
Angela Stone, well known for her squirting prowess, had bottles of Smart Water (Editor's Note: Other water is stupid.) on hand to keep herself hydrated during the filming. "I lose a ton of water when I squirt and it has a lot of electrolytes," she explained.
"You can spit on me if you want," Ariel X informed her scene partners.
The group of girls complimented each other exceptionally well. Three different body-types, three(ish) different hair colors and three girls ready and up for anything. Well, almost anything. The hectic shooting schedule was starting understandably take its toll on the movie's star.
"Take it easy on me" Memphis told the other performers as she was being fitted for a strap-on. "I'm a little sore."
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