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May is officially "masturbation month". Shaking hands with the devil is cool and all, but what's really needed is a "hot girls sleeping with awkward, nerdy guys month". Any idea if June's available?
Blah blah blah the porn industry will decide the next generation DVD format blah blah blah. We swear, it's like the mainstream media isn't even trying.
We would wish Rush Limbaugh well on his road to recovery, but he's a loud-mouthed prick who escaped a drug conviction with a slap on the wrist. We hope he relapses.
Although we couldn't locate it on a map to save our life, a hardy congrats goes out to the Phillipines for showing some boobage.
This is HustlerWorld's 100th post. We'd like to thank the almighty Jeebus for making it all possible.
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congrats babe!
Posted by: kami andrews | May 5, 2006 04:51 AM
Congratulations on your 100th post. I'd say more, but trying to fight the good fight only leaves one hand for typing...
Posted by: BuffaloBandit | May 5, 2006 02:33 PM
Congrats on your 100th post!
Yes, it's National Masterbation month and here's some ways that you can lend a hand:
Friday, May 12th, at 8:00pm, the Center For Sex And Culture in San Francisco welcomes Betty Dodson, the mother of masturbation for The Life And Art Of Betty Dodson. She's back on Sunday, May 14th for an all-day Private Session on masturbation. For details, check out www.sexandculture.org.
If that isn't handy enough on Saturday, May 20th Darklady is asking you to orgasm for the cure at the 5th annual Masturbat-a-thon in Portland, Oregon. The contact is
Darklady@darklady.com.
Posted by: Bastette | May 9, 2006 08:44 PM