LARRY FLYNT'S HUSTLERWORLD

Four days after The Da Vinci Code hits theater screens nationwide, Hustler Video's® The Da Vinci Load lands on the shelves of your local adult retailer.

You can probably guess which one we're more excited about. We've been a big fan of Audrey Tautou since her performance in Amelie, but until she comes to her senses and deepthroats Ron Jeremy on camera, she'll always be a minor actress. And Tom Hanks' hair has been giving us nightmares.

Shot in high-definition, TDL weaves a tale where the "operatives of the Priory of Semen discover that Leonardo da Vinci painted the Mona Lisa using his own sperm. These keepers of the truth fuck in the name of art and kill anyone who gets in their way." Pretty heady stuff for porn, but if you've seen any of director Jerome Tanner's other work (History of Porn, HotSex.com), you'd know that he tends to tread in more intellectually challenging waters.

Loaded with extras—no pun intended—and offering five scenes (one being a six girl orgy led by the lovely Eva Angelina), The DaVinci Load promises viewers an erotic and psuedo-historical experience that is sure have erythrocytes flooding their corpora cavernosas.

The Da Vinci Load features peformances from Charlotte Stokely, Eva Angelina, Haley Paige, Jasmine Tame, Joey Hart, Michelle Maylene, Missy Monroe, Tory Lane and a bunch of guys with larger-than-average penises.

The Da Vinci Load is now available for pre-order from Hustler Hollywood.

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