Britney Rears 3 Boxcover Found to Cure Cancer, Aging
Ohmahgawwwwd. A boxcover redesign! If we were lesser men, we'd make fun of this release by saying something to the effect of:
Does All Media Play need to send out a press release for everything? Any day now, we're expecting a note in our inbox to read, "Wil Rider Uses Lavatory, Washes Hands" or "John Smith from Long Island, New York Buys Britney Rears 3, Does Not Sell on Ebay".
But we're not lesser men, so we won't say anything.
The full release, after the j-u-m-p.
After stepping off of Larry Flynt's luxury private jet, rising superstar Hillary Scott was whisked away via limousine to the Hustler Video headquarters in Beverly Hills to unveil the new box cover design of Britney Rears 3: Britney Gets Shafted. The highly anticipated movie due in stores everywhere August 22nd stands a great chance of becoming Hustler's biggest selling title of 2006.
"Wow, I love this box because it really captures what this movie is all about," stated the sexy blond starlet who was accompanied by the movie's director Will Rider to get a first hand glimpse of the DVD and the beautiful promotional posters.
The entertaining movie revolves around Britney transporting herself and her girlfriend back into the year 1974 using a time machine purchased off of eBay. The girls encounter a world filled with soul music, disco and afros as they have wild sex during their efforts to find their way back to 2006.
"I loved being in Britney Rears 3," stated Jasmine Byrne who plays Britney's friend during the wild time travel adventure. "It's unlike any porn movie I've ever made and the music soundtrack is so good it makes you feel like you're back in the 70s," she continued. Jasmine was referring to the all original music that was recorded live specifically for this movie.
Full size Britney Rears 3 posters were also on display giving the entire Hustler conference room a disco and soul music appeal. The posters are being sent out to distributors and retail stores across the country in anticipation of this mega movie release.
The first Britney Rears movie became Larry Flynt Publications' biggest selling title of 2005 and Britney Rears 2 recently peaked at #2 on the AVN Sales Chart proving that this is a major hit movie franchise.
XRCO Best New Starlet Hillary Scott has assumed the lead role playing the lovable Britney Rears and provides some great acting along with her enthusiastic sex scenes. "I love being Britney", Hillary exclaimed.
"This is the best Britney Rears movie by far because the story is great, Hillary gets naked and the music is funky as hell. What more could you want from a porn adventure?" stated Will Rider looking very pleased with the DVD box artwork.
With over 4 hours of total footage including 6 behind the scenes segments, Britney Rears 3: Britney Gets Shafted has summer blockbuster written all over it. Starring an all-star cast of Hillary Scott, Jasmine Byrne, Jenna Presley, Kat, Alana Evans, Victoria Sweet and Melissa Martinez getting it on with J. Depth, Tommy Gunn, Kurt Lockwood, James Deen, Johnny Castle, and Marco Banderas, Britney Rears 3 will be in the running for many awards later this year.
Britney Rears 3: Britney Gets Shafted is in stores everywhere August 22nd from X-Play/Hustler Video.
If you're one of the 3 people in the world (we're looking at you German Chancellor Gerard Schroeder) that has yet to purchase a copy of the first two movies, what are you waiting for? Go to Hustler Hollywood and do that now.
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