Did You Hear the One About the Kid's Show Host Who Lost Her Job Due to Lack of Foresight?
Meet Miss Melanie Martinez. Until very recently, she was the host of PBS's "The Good Night Show," a collection of stories and cartoons attempting to lull our nation's fat children to sleep. She lost her job because of this...
Like all ousted-due-to-poor-decision-making-abilities-former-professionals, she's more than welcome to work for us. We're going to have to see a resume and three letters of recommendation though...children's programming is obscene.
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