Drink-Inspired Massage Oils
Sending out an S.O.S. Sending out an S.O.S. Massage in a bottle.
Pipedream Products has come up with a truly inventive take on massage oils—naming and flavoring them after popular adult cocktails. More importantly, because they're flavored like girl drinks (think cosmos and appletinis) most guys will be at the receiving end of the massage. Because, honestly, what self-respecting man would be caught dead drinking one the fru fru beverages, let alone saying "Mmmm...this massage oil tastes just like a Screaming Orgasm"? We don't know if this was a conscious decision on Pipedream's part, but we'd like to think so.
Called "Lover's Cocktails" (which should again clue you in that it's for use by women on men), the oil unfortunately contains no alcohol. This means you're going to have to get her liquored up before she finally relents to working on the "knot" you've been complaining about.
For this and other products from Pipedream Products, stop by Huster Hollywood.
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