Kelly Madison, Now With Not-So-Subtle Racism
Slant Eye For the White Guy. How far the Civil Rights movement has come. We understand that Kelly Madison and 413 Productions are having fun with this title, but this is a little much. We would have preferred they'd gone with a name like Enter The Poontang or Hello, My Concubine. You'd get the message without being beaten over the head. Or, karate-chopped over the head, if we're going to extend the metaphor.
Anyway, we're sure this movie is fantastic. Read the rest of the release following the jump. Keep an eye out for awful puns.
Kelly Madison Productions is giving everyone yellow fever (Ding!) with their new release, Slant Eye For the White Guy. This newest release features the sexy Asian fortune cookies (Ding!) that Kelly and husband Ryan have had the pleasure to share their bed with. The sexy cast includes Kianna Dior, Lucy Lee, Loni, Luci Thai and Jade Hsu.
Scene one starts out when Kelly met Kianna Dior at a local auto parts store. Kelly needed some stuff for her car and as she was walking in, a busty Asian girl came strutting out. It turned out that she just quit her job because of the jerks that worked there, and just wasn't going to put up with it anymore. Obviously she needed to start making money somewhere else, so Kelly invited her home to see if she wouldn't mind checking Ryan's driveshaft. Kianna had no problem getting this scene lubed.
In scene two, Kelly had the pleasure of meeting Lucy Lee, who was very interested in the buxom bombshell, but had to get a little tipsy before Lucy was sold on the idea of taking Ryan and Kelly back to her grandmother's house (Ding!). It was a little weird doing nasty things on her grandmother's bed, but Kelly is always willing to try something new.
Scene three was an unexpected encounter while our local hero was getting her nails done (Ding!). Ryan needed a little TLC, so Kelly took him to her favorite salon to be pampered. The couple was in for a big surprise because the nail lady Loni gave both of them a little extra attention. She was supposed to be massaging Ryan's feet but she spent all of her time massaging something else, with her mouth!
In scene four, the husband and wife team got another unexpected surprise when a little cutie named Luci Thai came over to give her husband a well deserved full body massage (Ding!). Little did they know that we were going to find out first hand that the myth of the "happy ending" really does exist. Luci not only gave a great massage, she also gave a great scene...for the both of them. This girl really did "love them long time" (Ding!).
The last scene on this DVD involves Jade Hsu, who was one of Kelly's bridesmaids and helped her out in a very special way when Ryan and Kelly started to experience some pre-wedding jitters. Nothing calms the nerves like a hot threesome with one of your good friends. You'll have to see the DVD to find out if we were able to calm those jitters. On this DVD you'll also find behind the scenes video and photos as well as other features.
If you want to impress your friends with an ironic stance on racism ("It's funny because it's not funny!"), check out Hustler Hollywood. Or, as Kelly would probably call it, Husrer Horrywood.
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