Britney Rears 3 and Hillary Scott Win Stuff
In what some might consider an upset (Editor's Note: The folks behind Jamaica Me Horny! are calling for a recount*), the sex comedy Britney Rears 3: Britney Gets Shafted won the CAVR Award for Best Feature of 2006. And, in what is turning out to be a year that leaves no shelf in her home without some form of pressed-wood plaque, lucite phallus or certificate of achievement, Britney Rears' star, Hillary Scott, won the CAVR Star of the Year Award for 2006.
Run by the singulary-named "Den", CAVR (Cyberspace Adult Video Reviews) boasts over 20,000 reviews with more added every day. What the site lacks in pizazz (emphasis: gay), it more than makes up for with honest, straight-to-the-point movie commentary. Eschewing the traditional "X out of X stars" rating format, Den took a page from the International Olympic Committee's rulebook and uses a 10-point scale (Editor's Note: The Germans totally robbed Gang Bang My Face.).
"I thought Britney Rears 3 with Hillary Scott was the best movie that I watched this past year and I watched hundreds of them," stated Den. "Hillary Scott...is unquestionably the top female of the year and a true star of this industry."
So there you have it. More awards for Britney Rears and Hillary Scott. Congrats!
For more information on Hillary Scott and Britney Rears, visit www.britneyrears.com.
Or you could stop being a pinko-loving commie and buy a copy already. Hippie.
* This is not true.
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