A HustlerWorld Public Service Announcement (for the ladies)
After hearing the news that Vivid is releasing yet another "celebrity" sex tape—this one featuring Olivia Mojica from American Idol (Editor's note: Who?)—we implore any young lass with dreams of stardom to think twice before relenting to your moronic boyfriend's request to tape your bedroom escapades.
Boyfriend: Hey sweetie. Howsabout we get kinky tonight?
Girlfriend: What do you mean? And what are all these lights for?
Boyfriend: Well I just got this new video-camera and I thought it might be fun if we made a little movie.
Girlfriend: Awesome! We can post it on YouTube! I'll be LonelyGirl15 and you can be LazyDork. Hey...what's that guy doing with that microphone?
Boyfriend: I meant maybe we can film us...you know...making love. It'll just be our little secret.
Girlfriend: I don't know. What if it ends up on the Internet? I don't want it to ruin my chances of legitimate success as an actor/model/musician/author/lawyer/teacher/mystic healer. Who's that guy sitting in that director's chair?
Boyfriend: Awww sweetie. I love you. Don't you trust me? I'd never do anything like that.
Girlfriend: Well, I guess. Anyone who tells me they love me must be acting in my best interest.
Boyfriend: See? Now make with the nakedness and fellatio. The crew's on the clock.
And guess what happens now? Once you achieve a modicum of fame, your opportunistic boyfriend then sells that shit to Vivid. Everyone you've ever met in your entire life—friends, enemies, your family, your 1st grade teacher—gets to see that you like being pissed on and call your boyfriend "daddy" while he's banging you in the pooper.
Wait...she does anal?! Sign that girl up to star in Spielberg's new Holocaust epic and give her a record contract!
See how silly that sounds?
We're just asking that yout exercise a little common sense and leave the on-camera banging to the professionals. Please.
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