Porn's most stalwart performer looks back at THREE DECADES in the biz
A review by K.K. Le Roque
Ron Jeremy has fucked every single woman we have ever fantasized about—and thousands more. Somehow, this hirsute, rotund wretch has been able to flourish and survive in the world of adult entertainment to become one of its biggest stars.
But how did the wannabe mainstream actor and failed Catskills comedian Ron Hyatt (Jeremy is his middle name), a nice Jewish boy from Bayside, Queens, become the recognizable figure he is today? In his new autobiography, The Hardest (Working) Man In Showbiz, Jeremy chronicles his own climb to the top of the ladder as the clown prince of porn. Here are some notable excerpts:
On his member: I have a policy—if a girl wants to see my penis, she first has to show me her tits. Just ask Paris Hilton or Traci Bingham.
On Viagra: I don't know why the idea of Viagra bugs me so much. I guess it's because I consider it cheating. Most male porn stars today use some form of Viagra or VigRX or ExtenZe, but I'll never touch the stuff. The minute I need a pill to get wood, I'm going to retire from the business.
On starting out: When the October 1978 issue of Playgirl [featuring Ron Jeremy] came out, I went to the nearest newsstand and bought two dozen copies. The salesman looked at me like I was some kind of pervert. He probably thought that I was gay, and very, very lonely.
On his first film: I was already having second thoughts. When the producers gave me the address for today's shoot, I had expected it to be a studio warehouse, or at least something that passed for a proper movie set. Instead, it was at a town house in lower Manhattan, which had been loaned to the producers just for the weekend. It all seemed too amateurish, like a student film that was operating on a limited or nonexistent budget. I wondered if it was too late to make a break for it.
On his nickname, "The Hedgehog": When I walked out of the shower, feeling refreshed and rejuvenated, Bill Margold was waiting for me, along with Seka and a few of the other actors. He took one look at me and burst out laughing. "What's so goddamn funny?" I asked him.
"Will you look at this guy," he said to the others. "He's all pink and furry, like a little hedgehog."
On doing Marilyn Chambers: I got a call from a photographer for Chic [a onetime Larry Flynt skin magazine] who asked if I was interested in doing a photo-shoot with Marilyn Chambers for a new book. I nearly crapped my pants. This wasn't just another job: It was the chance to work with a legend.
The next day at the studio, I had butterflies in my stomach. When Marilyn waltzed in the room, naked as the day she was born, I nearly blacked out. The shoot was soft-core, meaning there wasn't any actual penetration. We were supposed to SIMULATE sex, but the moment I crawled onto the bed with Marilyn, I got a whopping boner that wouldn't go away. "Oh, come on, Ron," yelled the photographer. "Hide it behind her leg or something."
"I'll try," I told him.
"We can't shoot anything until you get that thing out of the way."
"I'm doing what I can."
"I have an idea," Marilyn said. She had a mischievous grin on her face, "You can hide it right here." Boom, right in the vagina.
On sucking his own cock: Very few people believe me when I tell them I don't enjoy blowing myself, but it's true. Conventional wisdom has it that self-fellatio is every guy's dream. As George Carlin once observed, "If I could reach, I'd never leave the house." And sure, it sounds like a good idea in theory. But when you're actually doing it, unless you are gay or bisexual, it can be a profoundly disturbing experience. A part of me is thinking, "Hey, you've got a nice set of lips on your dick. That feels pretty good."But the other half is screaming, "Ron, there's a fucking dick in your mouth! Get it out! Get it out!!"
It doesn't matter if you are a die-hard Ron Jeremy fan or not. You know the guy and, in a way, sort of want to be him. The Hardest (Working) Man In Showbiz wavers between self-indulgent and self-effacing, but is overall an entertaining and sometimes lighthearted chronicle of one man's remarkable life. It's available at bookstores and HUSTLER Hollywood stores everywhere.
This article first appeared in the July 2007 issue of HUSTLER.
America's Most Dangerous Game Show (Editor's Note: Apparently, the producers never saw Plinko being played on "The Price Is Right") has been performed live in bars and nightclubs for the last four years, featuring contestants competing against each other by withstanding increasing levels of pain in various forms, including but not limited to: electrocution, fire, asphyxiation, kicks in the balls, nipple clamps, leather whips, paddles and MUCH more.
This all-new, studio version of Strip For Pain is hosted by Burning Angel's own Joanna Angel and Doug Sakmann (director of The XXXorcist, Re-Penetrator and the upcoming Evil Head). The pilot episode features Chapel Waste, Morgan Mae and Whisky Lux BurningAngel.com and live music from the house band, Hick, Nick and Jew (of the Dead).
As the contestants take increasing levels of pain, the girls of Burning Angel peel off various layers of their clothing. In the first round, three men compete against each other in an endurance pain until one is eliminated. After a round of stripping, in the second round the "Wheel of Pain" is brought out and each of the two remaining competitors take turns spinning to see how they will be hurt. If both make it through this round, an audience vote will decide who goes on to the Ultimate Pain round, which features the most extreme pain device of the show. If anyone survives, the winner of this twisted competition receives a lap dance courtesy of the girls of BurningAngel.com.
Each episode will feature a theme which will be reflected in the pain devices, costumes and music in each episode. For the first pilot, the theme is the "Classic Edition" which features all the pain devices used in the nightclub version of Strip For Pain over the years. A second pilot, the "Video Games" episode will be available online next month.
Strip For Pain is presented by Hotmovies.com, BurningAngel.com and Gray Kangaroo Personal Liquor Filters and produced by Philadelphia based production company Backseat Conceptions.
Meanwhile, you can catch Strip For Pain live in select bars and nightclubs across the nation—more dates to be announced soon! Stay up to date on the latest live performances of Strip For Pain and much more at www.stripforpain.com.
Hustler Video's Barely Legal is unquestionably the most voluminous adult series currently in production. Started by the late Clive McLean in 1999, the line places just of-age girls in fun, youthful, (sometimes) cliché-for porn sexual situations. The formula proved so successful that Clive's passing did not spell the end of the series. Barely Legal has actually grown to include over 8 separate lines, with numerous directors placing their own visual stamp on the brand. One such auteur (Editor's Note: Don't know how to feel about that word choice.) is Erica McLean, who started the line with her husband and recently finished production of the seventy-fifth title in the series.
When we were offered the opportunity to drop by the shooting of Barely Legal #75, we jumped at the chance. Erica is one of the nicest people in all of porndom and, honestly, we loves us some teenagers. From our understanding, no matter how old we get, they will remain the same age.
We arrived at Erica's ranch in Sunland and were immediately overwhelmed by the smell of horse. Having never been to this location before, we had it in our heads that "ranch" meant the style of home. We weren't expecting a ranch ranch. But that's what we got, complete with horses and dust-covered dogs wandering around. It was a welcome respite from the concrete and carbon monoxide that Los Angeles offers.
We got to set shortly before the first scene began filming. Alexis Love, who happens to be 18—so the sobriquet 'barely legal' applies, was playing a sex-starved girlfriend trying to convince her man to stop working on his car and start working on her naughty bits. Seeing as how all teenage girls these days seem to be dirty little whores—we will never have daughters—it wasn't too much of a stretch for Ms. Love to get into character. After much sun-drenched, sweaty banging, the duo finished their scene and the crew began preparations for the next one, a poolside orgy involving nine thousand (six, actually) girls.
Erica wanted to shoot the "whorgy" (we totally just made that up) closer to sunset, so much of our afternoon was spent mouth agape as one girl after another made their way into the makeup chair and out of their clothing. It's hard to pinpoint why, but being surrounded by naked woman has this weird affect on us. We turn into giggling retards and we text message everyone we know: "We're surrounded by naked 18-year-olds...how's your master's thesis/working for Congress/volunteering for the Peace Corps going?"
We pulled ourselves together long enough to actually talk with a few of the girls featured in the movie. Alexis Love was shooting her 4th scene in 2 days, so she was understandably tired. Jenny Hendrix hates alliteration so much she changed her porn name from Hanna Hendrix.
But it was Faye Runaway, replete with tattoos, who stood out for us. She not only won the coveted HW award for funniest porn name, but provided the biggest shock of the day.
When we ask starlets what their long-term plans are, we've grown accustomed to: "get a contract" or "start directing" or "you mean this weekend?" In the six decades we've been covering this industry not once has anyone responded with, "I want to get a degree in cultural anthropology." Even on the rare occurrence someone tells us they want to go to college; they usually want to become nurses. Our only concern for Ms. Runaway's ivory tower pursuits is that a cultural anthropology degree is kind of useless in terms of job market viability. And everybody knows that the only reason you should go to college is to get a better job not, you know, to actually learn anything.
We could have spent the rest of the day discussing the finer points of social construction and cultural identity with the young lass, but it was not to be.
Unfortunately, the gambling addiction of our car-pool buddy required that we leave before taping of the writhing woman pile began. We may have missed out, but we're sure that when Barely Legal #75 hits shelves the viewer won't.
A recent report in British Medical Journal takes to task a recent trend in plastic surgery called "elective genitoplasty". These big words are code for "designer vagina". The surgery usually involves decreasing the size and length the labia, but can also involve a reduction in the hood of skin covering the clitoris or shortening the vagina itself.
The article argues that the growth in popularity of this procedure has been spurred by an artificial concern that media, society and culture has created in women. The authors cite anecdotal evidence that pornography plays a big part many woman's decision to have the $4,000 - $6,000 operation. During initial consultations "some women brought along images to illustrate the desired appearance, usually from advertisements or pornography that may have been digitally altered."
The writers issue a stern warning for those thinking about going under the knife for what amounts to a generally psychological shortcoming: "Surgery is an extreme and unproved intervention in this instance and it should be thought of as the last resort, not the first port of call."
The rationale behind undergoing labiaplasty seems to echo that of breast enlargement...it's a decision woman believe might add to their quality of life.
Here at HustlerWorld we applaud women who take it upon themselves to gussy up their lady blossoms. Not every vagina we've seen resembles the lovely flowers painted by Georgia O'Keeffe. We hate to admit this, but in fact, some are downright scary to look at. We could cite examples, but most of our ex-girlfriends don't know we took those pictures. They might be pissed if we broadcast their cooters on the Internets.
And while we admit that this surgery absolutely, totally unnecessary, if getting the old va-j-j trimmed allows a woman to feel more confident in herself and her sexuality, bring on the forceps.
We just thought this picture was funny and wanted to share.
1Here's the reason: At some point during any heated exchange, we start thinking "Is it worth not having sex for X amount of days to prove a point?" And we likes to "get all up in there" pretty frequently. So...we'll accept blame for whatever reason at the cruel idea of no lovin' for a week. "I'm sorry you stabbed me. Can we have sex now?" It has nothing to do with you being right. And now you know.a
New Porn Tuesdays: Hollywood Starlet Gone Wild Edition
Poor Lindsay Lohan. She had a pretty rough Memorial Day weekend. First, she gets a DUI. Then authorities find "usable" amounts of the booger sugar while searching her wrecked vehicle. Last night, she proceeded to get so hammered she passed out in front of the swarming paparazzi. It's like she hit a trifecta of bad decisions only a young celebrity can make.
She's apparently going back to the ol' rich person rehab center. Or, as we like to call it, "finishing school".
At least she can now wear white shoes.
She can also take comfort in the fact that Hustler Video releases four new titles today. You just know that Lindsay digs the porno. They'll help get her mind off of things.
Despite being about two decades behind when it comes to having any sort of musical taste (Editor's Note: Motley Cruë is the best live band? Really?), the participants in Rock Confidential's First Annual Reader's Choice Awards are on point when it comes to pornography. Check out the two categories we won:
BEST ADULT MAGAZINE
Hustler
BEST ADULT DVD SERIES
Barely Legal
You can check out the rest of the winners here. Scroll down about halfway or you might feel an indescribable urge to tease your hair, get some bad tattoos and drink Coors Lite.
When our mom caught us with a copy of Suck My Cock, I'll Fuck Your Face during our formative years, she was less than pleased. Our punishment? Being made to watch it with her as she explained why pornography is anti-woman. Needless to say, our psychological scars run so deep that our therapy bill is in the low six figures.
HustlerLive.com Presents Karli Banks and Tiffany Brookes
Larry Flynt and HUSTLERLIVE.COM provide front-row access to the world's sexiest adult stars. On Thursday, May 31st, at 5pm (PDT), Karli Banks and Tiffany Brookes will be treating fans to a hardcore, interactive show exclusively on HUSTLERLIVE.COM. Mark your calendars now, because this event promises to be one of the hottest to date.
Karli Banks' natural beauty and fantastic curves landed her the centerfold spot in the February 2006 issue of HUSTLER Magazine. The sexy Midwesterner is looking forward to showing off these features in a performance viewers won't soon forget. "I've never done anything like this type of show before and I'm super excited for it," Karli said.
Joining Karli in this live show is a truly stunning newcomer, Tiffany Brookes. The upcoming performance marks her first time shooting anything for HUSTLER. "I've never worked for you guys before, so popping my HUSTLER cherry in a live show is awesome!" One look at this gorgeous brunette's body will have you wondering what took us so long.
Both HUSTLER Honeys can't wait to treat viewers to the hottest and sexiest action found anywhere—online or off! So save the date—May 31st at 5:00pm—and experience an event that could only be brought to you by Larry Flynt and HUSTLERLIVE.COM!
Graduation time is upon us, and the Barely Legal Straight A Students from HUSTLER High are preparing for the bitter reality of the adult world in the only way they know how—with hardcore anal poundings!
Directed by Richard de Montfort (Barely Legal Jungle Fever), Barely Legal Straight A Students is the very first all-anal Barely Legal. De Montfort has assembled a cast of hot and horny 18-year-olds with teeny, tiny, but oh-so-willing assholes! The DVD includes tons of toy play, rimming, spanking, cocksucking, snatch-licking and loads of anal—you know, the basics of a well-rounded education.
Liv Wylder and her French teacher, Manuel Ferrera, are just one example of this thorough instruction. Professor Ferrera first smacks little Liv's bottom, then sucks her asshole till it's good and juicy, and finally pummels her stretchable anus with his thick, hard, foreign cock. Listening to Liv scream with the enthusiasm of a young woman experiencing ass/dick relations for the first time is indeed inspiring!
Another Barely Legal cutie in need of some ass tutoring is the rosy-cheeked blonde Bree Olson. Bree likes working in the school auto body shop, but she loves bending over while her boyfriend fucks her pe rky little bottom till she creams with delight! The resulting scene is an out-of-control fuckfest that will be watched time and time again.
Barely Legal Straight A Students is in stores now! Don't miss this special release, because we here at HUSTLER believe a tight, eager asshole is a terrible thing to waste!
Katee Holmes Angers the 'Tologists, Ready To Shoot The Loss of Her Virginity
If you haven't been keeping up with your gossip by reading TMZ (third item) or Page Six, you might be unaware that a new performer with the name of Katee Holmes has made quite an impression in the short time since she announced her entry into the business that is adult.
First, there's that name thing. While the 18-year-old may be labeling the decision to name herself after Tom Cruise's alien bride "a tribute to Katie's innocence", the people representing the worst part of Batman Begins think otherwise. Calling it "a really cheap shot" and "kind of sleazy", members of Katie's camp don't seem too enthusiastic about the young starlet's nom de porn. Whatever. It's hard to take the people supporting Katie seriously. Remember, they're scientologists. You're in no position to judge anyone when you believe that:
"75 million years ago an evil galactic ruler, named Xenu, solved overpopulation by bringing trillions of people to Earth in DC-8 space planes, stacking them around volcanoes and nuking them. Then the souls of these dead space aliens were captured and boxed up and taken to cinemas where they were shown films of what life should be like, false ideas containing God, the devil and Christ and told to get ill.
After that they supposedly clustered together and now inhabit our bodies. Scientologists believe that if they rid themselves of these body thetans then they will be healthier and will gain special powers like mind-over-matter." (Taken from "What Do Scientologists Believe")
So...fuck 'em. They can't take a joke.
But we must give credit where credit is due: The weekly brunch at the Celebrity Center in Hollywood is fucking fantastic. If you ever get the chance to go, we highly recommend it. We're not sure, but we think the motto is "Come for the fritatas, stay for the brainwashing!"
Anywho, the really interesting thing about that Katee is that the small-town girl (Editor's Note: Livin' in a lonely wooooorld.) is reportedly still in possession of her hymen. We were unaware of the existence of female virgins over the age of 14 living in the United States, so this took us by surprise.
When we found out she planned on turning over her V Card in front of a camera, we were a little grossed out. Call us old-fashioned, but we believe people should lose their virginity in the back of their parents' sensible, mid-sized car on prom night. It wasn't until Megan Stokes from Shane's World, the production company filming Katee losing her innocence, told us she initially shared our reservations that we changed our tune. "At first I thought it was totally fucked up and was like 'Wow! have we lost our minds and turned totally cold!'" she said. "Then I talked with her...She seems like she is doing it so she can be in total control. If we thought she was on drugs...we would have passed."
Katee herself echoed that sentiment when speaking with Page Six: "I know it's pretty extreme to lose my virginity on camera, but I like the fulfillment and excitement I get from watching porn, so I figured [a movie] was the best place for me to lose it. How many people wished they could relive their first experience, if not to remember it but to learn from it, right?"
The premise of the title featuring Katee will be a true documentary according to Shane's World. It will showcase her sexual journey and give a chance for everyone to get to know her. Shane's World is filming the whole process of Katee picking her costars, getting to know them and of course her actual sexual experiences. It will be called True Diary: I'm a Virgin.
We wish Katee all the best during her travels in the wonderful world of pornography.
Once again, science has triumphed over nature's cruel grasp on masculinity. The FDA recently approved a contraceptive that halts a lady's monthly menstruation cycle. Manufactured by Wyeth, the drug Lybrel promises that the nation's women will not be allowed to take a break from servicing their husbands during "that time of the month".
Both manufacturers and owners of white pants are said to be ecstatic.
More importantly, we're assuming that this also means an end to PMS. While we're not sure as to the validity of this claim, entertaining the thought is enough for us to report it as fact. Just imagine a world were women can't blame their bitchiness on the cyclical shedding of their uterine lining. That's a world we want to live in.
While there is no current legislation making this new birth-control mandatory for sexually active women, lobbying Congress shouldn't be too difficult. We've created an online petition to get the ball rolling.
And to the scientists who forewent curing cancer to bring us this miracle drug...THANK YOU!!!
Nautica Thorn, star HUSTLER Video's new release, The Da Vinci Load 2: Angels & Semen, recently braved the overwhelming enthusiasm and banner ads found in the XFanz offices to film a segment called "The Booble Minute".
News of the World amusingly reports that "shocked iPod bosses are iRate" over a sex toy and its accompanying advertising campaign.
Ann Summers' iGasm is a device that hooks up with your iPod and syncopates the music with a vibrator. The sales pitch reads: "Go at it hard and fast with a pounding drum 'n' bass track or chill with ambient classic." The ad itself looks like the ubiquitous "silhouettes" Apple has unleashed on buildings and bus stops worldwide, except there's a wire coming out of the lady's cooter region.
Apple has reportedly sicced the lawyers on the Ann Summers retail chains, sending what amounts to be a takedown notice: "We hope this request to remove it immediately will prevent us having to consider further action."
Whatever.
We're more interested in seeing the thing in action, as we welcome any and all bedroom assistance. Actually, we just want to make the most absurd playlist possible and subject our girlfriend to it. A few ideas:
"Dueling Banjos" by Arthur "Guitar Boogie" Smith and Don Reno
Anything by The Residents
"Raining Blood" from Slayer
"Benzi Box" by DangerDoom
Wu-Tang's entire catalog
If there are any other songs or artists that might freak our special lady out, send 'em along. We grow tired of monogamy.
b.a.b.e. Announces 2nd Charity Celebrity Poker Tournament
Top adult stars and celebrities from TV, movies and music to raise funds for breast cancer awareness June 21st at Hollywood Park Casino.
Non-profit advocacy organization b.a.b.e. (breast awareness benefits everyone) will be holding their second annual Charity Celebrity Poker Tournament on Thursday, June 21st at Hollywood Park Casino in Los Angeles, California.
Over 25 adult stars will join various celebrities from television, movies and music for a night complete with a full house of fans to help raise funds in the ongoing fight to keep breasts healthy. In addition to a Texas Hold 'Em No-Limit Poker Tournament there will also be poker and blackjack tables (play for prizes), an auction, and buffet. Stars scheduled to play and appear include Tera Patrick, Stormy Daniels, Jenna Haze, Gina Lynn, Sunny Lane, b.a.b.e. spokeswoman Taylor Wane, and many more. There's a modest $250 buy-in for tournament, and $100 admission for those who just want to come to party and play for prizes.
"Babes & Aces is a very powerful combination, and when you add the support of AVN, Erotica LA, and the F.A.M.E. Awards, the power grows exponentially," said Marcia Hrichison, Executive Director of b.a.b.e. "The 2nd Annual Tournament will be at least twice as effective in raising funds and awareness. It was a great party last year, and for 2007 we're ready to double down!"
The first 100 players to purchase $250 Texas Hold 'Em entries will receive a pair of free VIP tickets to Erotica LA ($150 value).
For tickets, sponsorship opportunities, and more information call (310) 545-0105 or visit babefoundation.org. Tickets are also available from TicketWeb.
LFP Video Group has entered into a partnership with Red Angel Films LTDA, a company whose ownership interests include Red Light District and Elegant Angel, to distribute HUSTLER and VCA DVDs to Brazilian consumers.
New film releases will be repackaged and subtitled in Portuguese for the Brazilian market. Platinum Plus, a Sao Paulo-based company, will handle regional distribution.
"We are excited about the opportunities that lie ahead for us in South America," says Michael H. Klein, President, LFP Video Group, LLC. "HUSTLER is the world's most recognized adult brand, and we are confident that the Brazilian customer will welcome our product."
LFP and Red Angel will initially release four to six movies a month and will grow throughout the year. The first DVDs hit Brazil this July, starting with Aphrodisiac, Barely Legal School Girls #2, Busty Beauties: Big Brazilian Boobs and the VCA title Over 40 MILFS.
"Elegant Angel, Red Light District and HUSTLER have worked very well together, and we have had tremendous success in our other business relationships," says David Joseph, President, Red Light District. "There is a great potential in Brazil, and the opportunity to be part of distributing HUSTLER is an honor. I look forward to a long-lasting relationship."
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking New Titles from Hustler Video
While the nation mourns the passing of Jerry Falwell, Hustler Video is doing their part to aid the collective healing process. What better way to celebrate the life of the late reverend than by releasing two awesome titles? This week, Adventure Sex makes its triumphant return and the Barely Legal series goes all anal.
Enjoy!
Adventure Sex 4
Stars: Brittney Skye, Becca Bratt, Chloe, Mande & Paula
DVD Includes: Behind the Scenes, Hot Sex Talk, Hot HUSTLER Trailers, Photo Slideshow, Animated Chapter Index
Director: Dave Road
Barely Legal: Straight A Students
Stars: Trinity Post, Kaci Starr, Liv Wylder, Jamie Elle, Isabella & Bree Olson
DVD Includes: Behind the Scenes, Hot Sex Talk, Hot HUSTLER Trailers, Photo Slideshow, Animated Chapter Index
If you weren't able to check out Larry discussing Jerry Falwell last night, you missed one of the few classy reactions to the news of the reverend's passing.
Thankfully, the Internets come to the rescue once again:
Part I:
Part II:
Watching Larry show such respect and deference towards a man he had life-long, fundamental differences with is a great demonstration of the tolerance that the late reverend so often failed to afford those he had issue with.
Take It to the Mat! (not that there's anything wrong with that)
Despite what our mother thinks, we're not into gay porn. We can barely stand it when there's more than one dude in a straight scene, so the thought of two guys banging without a vagina present does not inspire a boner of epic proportions. If anything, it makes us laugh.
Hell, even gay porn press releases are funny:
"It's a familiar story. Two men with too much testosterone and time on their hands engage in a little trash talking. Soon, the insults turn into a physical altercation. Clothes are ripped, grunts are heard and WWE moves are used. Will blood be shed? Will the cops be called? No and no. Because this is Hard Cock Hotel 2, where disputes are solved with ass-pounding negotiations!"
Check out the trailer for Hard Cock Hotel 2, an LFP Video distributed title from On Top Productions. If you don't chuckle at least once, there's something wrong with you.
If we've somehow convinced you to adopt an alternative lifestyle, you can pick up your very own copy of Hard Cock Hotel 2 from HustlerHollywood.com.
Hustler Video presents mystery, intrigue and anal with The Da Vinci Load 2: Angels & Semen. In stores now, The Da Vinci Load 2: Angels & Semen is even more luscious and spunk-tastic than the top-selling The Da Vinci Load 1.
Nautica Thorn plays Dr. Nadia Saint in a star-making performance that says, "Yeah, I'm hot. So what? I'm also smart. I'll fuck your brains out, finish the New York Times crossword puzzle and then do your wife too." The DVD also features Kissy Kapri, Persia DeCarlo, Naomi Cruise, Denice K. and Aline.
The Da Vinci Load 2: Angels & Semen follows Dr. Saint on her quest to find the hidden cryptex that holds the formula for the female anal G-spot. Along the journey there is a ball-draining threeway, seductive girl-on-girl play and hardcore anal action. Director Jerome Tanner (The Da Vinci Load 1 and Aphrodisiac) has made an entertaining, humorous film that is both visually and sexually stimulating.
A HUSTLER feature film, The Da Vinci Load 2: Angels & Semen was shot in HD and includes five juicy scenes, as well as fun behind-the-scenes footage! This is a not-to-be-missed release!
The Da Vinci Load 2: Angels & Semen is in stores now!
Award-winning adult movie director Will "The Bonecrusher" Rider scores again with the third installment of Hustler's campus line, Barely Legal School Girls, as it breaks into the AVN weekly top 10 sales chart.
The first two volumes of this popular series climbed the charts to lofty top 10 positions and now volume three joins them by becoming a chart topping darling.
"I love sweet young girls and nothing is finer than scoring with a Barely Legal School Girls unless of course her professor finds out," joked Will Rider while dipping a hazelnut biscotti in a 2%, no foam, extra hot, skinny latte at a posh Melrose coffee shop.
The young-girl series which is an off-shoot of the Hustler flagship Barely Legal line is packed with 18- and 19-year-old girls in colorful settings engaging in dirty sex.
Audrey Bitoni stars as a member of the Alpha Pussy Ki sorority house that receives never ending visits from a stable of frat boys and student advisors. Veronique Vega teaches sorority sister Cayton how to fuck and Maya Hills, Tia Tanaka and tiny Alexis Love get down to something other than studying.
Packed with hardcore sex including a hot lesbian interlude, Barely Legal School Girls 3 has something for the sex lover in everyone.
"This is a beautifully shot movie and Will Rider really delivers a knockout with all of these cute girls having great sex," said Hustler's creative director Drew Rosenfeld. "If you love Barely Legal, you'll really love Barely Legal School Girls 3."
"I really enjoyed shooting this movie because Will Rider is so much fun to work with. He's crazy," claimed brunette sex princess Veronique Vega who is a student at a major university in real life.
When not going to class or appearing in Barely Legal School Girls 3, Veronique found the time to co-star in the upcoming Britney Rears 4: Britney Goes Gonzo and the Brady Bunch parody Not the Bradys XXX directed by Will Rider due out in late summer from X-Play/LFP.
If you love young girls, try scoring with Barely Legal School Girls 3in stores now from Hustler Video. Ask for it by name; you'll be glad you did.
Larry Flynt Discussing the Passing of Jerry Falwell
If you didn't see the movie The People vs. Larry Flynt or you're unaware of the groundbreaking Supreme Court case that saw our employer on trial for publishing a satirical cartoon, you might not know of the long history he's shared with the deceased-as-of-this-morning Jerry Falwell.
With Mr. Falwell's passing, Larry has decided to discuss their tumultuous (to put it lightly) relationship and the aforementioned court case on several programs:
KFBK News Radio at 1530 AM (SACRAMENTO)
Broadcast at 3:00pm and throughout the early evening
The Marc Germain Show on KTLK AM 1150 LA's Progressive Talk Radio
Live-on-the air at 3:00pm this afternoon.
Larry King Live on CNN
Live-on-the-air at 6:00pm (PST) tomorrow (5/16) evening.
MSNBC
Interview with Alex Witt at 11:30am (PST) on 5/17.
Make sure you tune in. This is a rare opportunity to hear what one of Mr. Falwell's biggest opponents has to say in the wake of his death.
Sequels are often a far cry from the original. Very rarely do they best their primogenitors. With a few notable exceptions—The Godfather II, The Empire Strikes Back and Police Academy 3—they often seem like they're simply cashing in on the memory the audience retains for the original. But the folks at Hustler Video have succeeded where Ass-Banging, Red-Headed MILFs (From Outer Space) #13 has failed. Enter The DaVinci Load 2: Angels and Semen. It's like the original, but totally better.
This question is asked of us on an almost daily basis. Whether we're at church, the supermarket or picking up our children from day care, some dude always wants to know: Hey, how can I get into the adult movie business?
Take, for instance, this most recent inquiry (this E-mail is unedited and all personal details have been removed):
"how can I become a porn star I have a perfect cock l was born in the year of the cock 1969. I have been told I should be a porn star by several women strippers tell me they love me, I picked out a few good names my body is super sweet if I do some sit ups, but if I hold in my lil gut i\'m perfect 9 i\'m 5\' 11.75 inches tall and 180 lbs.), i have no hiv.... it\'s a grower not a shower...6.5 inches and never used viagra...but willing to try no heart conditions , can go for ever if i slow down b4 cumming espescially with lil loose kittys, i respect women and have never hit 1 in my life even after 2 threw phones at me 1 WAS MY LIL SISTER), what is it with women and phone throwing? i\'ve been told my ass looks like micheal angelos david, but it could use some firming up im 38 and look like 25....if interested give me a call my cell phone # is redacted. THANKS FOR READING THIS i HOPE IT GETS TO THE RIGHT PLACE i'M SICK OF WORKING WITH COMPUTERS, i LOVE SEX, IT'S EITHER THIS OR JOIN THE redacted pOLICE dEPT. THANKS FOR FORWARDING THIS MESSAGE TO THE RIGHT PEOPLE I\'M GOOD, I HOPE THEY GIVE YOU A BONUS!!! LARRY FLINT ROCKS HE BUILT AN EMPIRE I WATCHED THE MOVIE
redacted (REAL NAME) CRYSTAL CLEAR RECORD...BUT I\'M ABOUT TO LOSE MY HOUSE!"
Our response to every guy who's ever asked how they can become talent, after the jump...
You can't.
Unless you are gay, know someone in the industry, can ride the coattails of your girlfriend as she enters the business or have a profoundly ginormous penis, there is NO WAY you are going to break into the porn world.
The amateurs have come out to play! Starlight Pictures and LFP Video Group have teamed up to release Mix & Match 2. Imagine horny white chicks without a lick of porn experience getting pounded by huge black cock!
Known for being 100% Amateur Hardcore, Starlight Pictures recently signed a distribution deal with LFP Video Group, making Mix & Match 2 the first release under this new agreement. Mix & Match 2 delivers the same intense interracial fucking scenes as the first Mix & Match, but with a new crop of undiscovered neighborhood nymphos.
"With our films you get to experience a girl that you've never seen before," says Arynn Star, Director/Producer, Starlight Pictures. "These girls are so excited and uninhibited... When you see them performing in one of their first scenes, you understand that they were meant to have a career in porn."
Mix & Match 2 features four raw scenes, including threesomes and tons of oral action. Make sure to check out Jessica Rose's threeway and Darien Ross's screwing spree. Both women clearly love fucking for the camera, and the resulting footage is nothing short of delicious! And if hot, amateur, interracial sex isn't enough for you, then the two bonus scenes (a threeway sex-treat and a fourway anal fiesta) should finish you off!
Egoist Entertainment Launches with eXXXtra eXXXtra
Despite the annoyance of typing eXXXtra eXXXtra initially, we're pretty psyched for this movie. It's got Nikki Benz and we rather like her boobs.
Having been referred to as porn's most dangerous set (Editor's note: Someone got upset at being called a pile of sticks and someone had their latte almost completely spilled.), Egoist Entertainment is set to release their first feature movie eXXXtra eXXXtra due in stores May 29th via LFP Video.
The bold Hollywood spoof starring Sunny Lane and Nikki Benz gives a close-up look at what 'really' goes on behind the closed doors of today's highly rated television tabloid shows.
"We wanted to invite the viewer into the dirty world of the most popular mainstream entertainment news shows and show them the dirt. Although they look polished you just know something wild is going on and with eXXXtra eXXXtra we show our idea of what takes place," stated the movie's director Jennifer James.
Sunny Lane and Kurt Lockwood star as the show's dazzling tandem hosts. The fun takes place when the clothes come off and wild sex takes over. With sloppy BJs, tons of intercourse including a dirty anal sex scene with Audrey Hollander, eXXXtra eXXXtra provides enough heat to satisfy the most demanding porn fan.
Don't forget to pick up your copy of eXXXtra eXXXtra starring Sunny Lane, Audrey Hollander, Lexi Love, Rachel Roxxx, Kelly Wells, Kurt Lockwood and James Bartholet when it hits stores May 29th from LFP Video.
The Seventh Annual Masturbate-a-Thon Comes To San Francisco
In honor of masturbation month, The Center for Sex and Culture is proud to announce the Seventh Annual Masturbate-a-Thon, Saturday, May 26th in San Francisco at the Porn Palace.
Before we actually like, ya know, read this release we had this great bit worked out where we were going to ask for people to sponsor us as we evicted the testicular squatters. Turns out, our initial conclusion wasn't so far off base:
"Through individual sponsorships, participants generate revenue in this live group event for every minute they masturbate or for each orgasm claimed."
...and there are trophies! Categories include:
Longest time spent masturbating. Last year, a dude went at it for 8.5 hours. Amatuer.
Most orgasms. In 2006, a guy won the trophy with a paltry 6. We hit that number before we took a shower this morning.
Distance (new this year). We have prostate issues.
While we're excited at the idea of adding some hardware to the HW trophy case (it's currently empty) we're more interested in finding a sponsor. For every spematazoa we release putting the seminal luge team through their paces, we're hoping that a backer will donate $.00001 to the Center of Sex and Culture's efforts to promote a sex-positive cultural change. That's 1 ten-thousandth of a cent per potential baby.
Keep in mind, the average number of sperm cells in the ejaculate of a healthy male is 250,000,000. If we're doing the math right and we are, this works out to about $2500 bucks per kitten killed. However, we're not healthy by any stretch of the imagination. A diet consisting solely of cigarettes, coffee and the occasional McGriddle does not make for a high sperm count. We'll err on the side of caution and say our number is closer to like 10,000,000. Still, $100 a pop is nothing to sneeze at.
If you're interested in sponsoring us, send us a note at Info@HustlerWorld.com. We'll wear a t-shirt or some shit with your company logo, picture of your deceased relative (this one's for you Uncle Bob!) or whatever else you can think of on it. We're whores like that. Yeah, whores for charity.
For more information about the event the Center for Sex and Culture, check out the website.
LFP Video Group Distributes the First Adult Blu-ray Film
If you like porn and you're one of the 25,000 households (we're not counting PS3 owners) in the US that own a dedicated Blu-ray player, we've great news!
LFP Video Group has teamed up with CDGirls.com to distribute the very first Blu-ray adult video. Jenna Haze Oil Orgy, a title previously only available online and through catalog, will now be stocked in stores throughout the country.
Releasing in early summer, Jenna Haze Oil Orgy features AVN Performer of the Year Hillary Scott, Charlie Laine and, of course, Jenna Haze in the hottest nine-girl orgy ever filmed. And, yes, there is oil involved.
"We are thrilled to be partnering with CDGirls.com and to be part of the first Blu-ray adult-film release," says Michael H. Klein, President, LFP Video Group, LLC. "With this all-star lineup of beautiful ladies, and having the film packaged with an HD-DVD version and standard DVD disc, the fans get a visually superior product."
The ten-year-old Los Angeles-based company will enjoy a much larger audience with their LFP Video partnership. "We have always been focused on bringing the customer the highest quality adult entertainment possible," says Manny Ulele, Chief Technology Officer. "LFP Video shares these same commitments to customer satisfaction, and we look forward to expanding the hi-def porn marketplace together."
Jenna Haze Oil Orgy will be offered in three different formats: Blu-ray, HD-DVD and DVD-WMV.
Porn's most stalwart performer looks back at THREE DECADES in the biz
America's Most Dangerous Game Show (Editor's Note: Apparently, the producers never saw Plinko being played on "The Price Is Right") has been performed live in bars and nightclubs for the last four years, featuring contestants competing against each other by withstanding increasing levels of pain in various forms, including but not limited to: electrocution, fire, asphyxiation, kicks in the balls, nipple clamps, leather whips, paddles and MUCH more.
Hustler Video's Barely Legal is unquestionably the most voluminous adult series currently in production. Started by the late Clive McLean in 1999, the line places just of-age girls in fun, youthful, (sometimes) cliché-for porn sexual situations. The formula proved so successful that Clive's passing did not spell the end of the series. Barely Legal has actually grown to include over 8 separate lines, with numerous directors placing their own visual stamp on the brand. One such auteur (Editor's Note: Don't know how to feel about that word choice.) is Erica McLean, who started the line with her husband and recently finished production of the seventy-fifth title in the series.
Erica wanted to shoot the "whorgy" (we totally just made that up) closer to sunset, so much of our afternoon was spent mouth agape as one girl after another made their way into the makeup chair and out of their clothing. It's hard to pinpoint why, but being surrounded by naked woman has this weird affect on us. We turn into giggling retards and we text message everyone we know: "We're surrounded by naked 18-year-olds...how's your master's thesis/working for Congress/volunteering for the Peace Corps going?"
When we ask starlets what their long-term plans are, we've grown accustomed to: "get a contract" or "start directing" or "you mean this weekend?" In the six decades we've been covering this industry not once has anyone responded with, "I want to get a degree in cultural anthropology." Even on the rare occurrence someone tells us they want to go to college; they usually want to become nurses. Our only concern for Ms. Runaway's ivory tower pursuits is that a cultural anthropology degree is kind of useless in terms of job market viability. And everybody knows that the only reason you should go to college is to get a better job not, you know, to actually learn anything.
A recent report in 
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Despite being about two decades behind when it comes to having any sort of musical taste (Editor's Note: Motley Cruë is the best live band? Really?), the participants in Rock Confidential's First Annual Reader's Choice Awards are on point when it comes to pornography. Check out the two categories we won:
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Graduation time is upon us, and the Barely Legal Straight A Students from HUSTLER High are preparing for the bitter reality of the adult world in the only way they know how—with hardcore anal poundings!
If you haven't been keeping up with your gossip by reading 
Once again, science has triumphed over nature's cruel grasp on masculinity. The FDA recently approved a contraceptive that halts a lady's monthly menstruation cycle. Manufactured by Wyeth, the drug Lybrel promises that the nation's women will not be allowed to take a break from servicing their husbands during "that time of the month". 
Over 25 adult stars will join various celebrities from television, movies and music for a night complete with a full house of fans to help raise funds in the ongoing fight to keep breasts healthy. In addition to a Texas Hold 'Em No-Limit Poker Tournament there will also be poker and blackjack tables (play for prizes), an auction, and buffet. Stars scheduled to play and appear include Tera Patrick, Stormy Daniels, Jenna Haze, Gina Lynn, Sunny Lane, b.a.b.e. spokeswoman Taylor Wane, and many more. There's a modest $250 buy-in for tournament, and $100 admission for those who just want to come to party and play for prizes.
LFP Video Group has entered into a partnership with Red Angel Films LTDA, a company whose ownership interests include Red Light District and Elegant Angel, to distribute HUSTLER and VCA DVDs to Brazilian consumers.
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Despite what our mother thinks, we're not into gay porn. We can barely stand it when there's more than one dude in a straight scene, so the thought of two guys banging without a vagina present does not inspire a boner of epic proportions. If anything, it makes us laugh.
Hustler Video presents mystery, intrigue and anal with The Da Vinci Load 2: Angels & Semen. In stores now, The Da Vinci Load 2: Angels & Semen is even more luscious and spunk-tastic than the top-selling The Da Vinci Load 1. 
Award-winning adult movie director Will "The Bonecrusher" Rider scores again with the third installment of Hustler's campus line, Barely Legal School Girls, as it breaks into the AVN weekly top 10 sales chart.
If you didn't see the movie 
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This question is asked of us on an almost daily basis. Whether we're at church, the supermarket or picking up our children from day care, some dude always wants to know: Hey, how can I get into the adult movie business?
The amateurs have come out to play! Starlight Pictures and LFP Video Group have teamed up to release Mix & Match 2. Imagine horny white chicks without a lick of porn experience getting pounded by huge black cock!
Despite the annoyance of typing eXXXtra eXXXtra initially, we're pretty psyched for this movie. It's got Nikki Benz and we rather like 
In honor of masturbation month, The Center for Sex and Culture is proud to announce the Seventh Annual Masturbate-a-Thon, Saturday, May 26th in San Francisco at the 
If you like porn and you're one of the 25,000 households (we're not counting PS3 owners) in the US that own a dedicated Blu-ray player, we've great news!
