ADULT FILM VETERAN NINA HARTLEY WITH ADVICE FOR THE STUD-IN-TRAINING
Nina Hartley has been in the sex game for a quarter century and shows no signs of slowing down. Matter of fact she's gotten so good at her job she wants to share some pearls with perspective superstuds of the world.
In HUSTLER magazine's new All Sex Issue, Hartley outlines the keys to success with the opposite sex. And as far as she's concerned it isn't about being a well-muscled hunk or sexual cyborg.
"It's about confidence," Hartley says, "A sexy man has a sense of humor without being sarcastic. He’s self-aware but not an egomaniac. He can accept what I like in bed without feeling bruised."
The veteran adult film star and active swinger (Hartley measures the number of men she's been with in the "hundreds of miles") talks directly to the reader, guiding her imaginary lover through an ideal sexual experience.
"Superstuds know how to kiss, setting the tone, which can be playful, romantic, lusty or even perverse." Hartley says, "Keep your mouth about the same size as mine and don't attempt a lingual tonsillectomy."
From start to sweaty finish, Hartley leaves no sexual stone unturned in her quest to create a standing army of better lovers.
"From the neck down, all women (including me) are more alike than different," she says, "Learn how to deal with me from the neck up as an individual and not just a collection of body parts, and you'll be fine."
Sound advice from someone who should know in the All-Sex Issue of HUSTLER magazine on sale now.
VANILLA SEX JUST NOT DOING IT FOR YOU ANYMORE?
Find yourself at the point where looking at even the hottest woman in the world is leaving you a little cold? Maybe it's time to expand your horizons.
Headshrinkers call it "paraphilia" the fascination with so-called unacceptable behaviors. The new All-Sex Issue of HUSTLER calls it what it is for myriad practitioners: Fetish.
And by all accounts as a sexual nation, we've moved far beyond mere spanking and foot-loving.
Like your sex with food, mud or custard? Then you might get into sploshing. Just mind the baked beans.
"Looners" aren't bird lovers. No, these fetishists get their thrills with balloons. Not your giant hot air numbers. Think birthdays. Get these guys in the same room with cake sploshers and you've got a party.
Then there are folks into sex machines. Not the James Brown kind. At all. It probably hews a little closer to sex with robots. Not the Wall-E kind. At all. Think power tools and you're headed in the right direction.
The point is that for every interest, there's likely a name for it and at least a gloved-handful of ardent followers.
HIP HOP STAR RISKAY SNIFFS OUT INFIDELITY
Time was when lipstick on your collar was a dead giveaway you were fooling around. Musically speaking at least.
Thanks to rapper Riskay that standard has been updated. Just a little.
There's no delicate way to back into this so here it is: If Riskay suspects her man is cheating she’ll make one simple demand when he turns up. "Let me smell yo dick."
"If you ain't cheating, then this shouldn't be a problem," Riskay tells the new All-Sex Issue of HUSTLER magazine, "He pulled it out and I smelled it; and sure enough, he was cheating. It smelled like latex."
So like any artist worth her salt, Riskay poured her pain into a song (after beating the guy about the head and neck). "Smell Yo Dick" first gained traction as an underground video before getting a major label release. The raunchy song is even available on iTunes.
"I thought it was going to be a local hit in Florida," Riskay says, "I had no idea it was going to be blown out of the water. It has a lot of momentum and keeps getting bigger and bigger."
That's great but what if things end up smelling like something other than latex? She answers that too.
HUSTLER CELEBRATES AMERICA'S TOP TEN PORN STARS
They may not exactly be girls you'd take home to mom (unless mom runs a XXX site out of the basement) but they certainly are dream girls.
And while there are enough porn stars to make a constellation in the shape of Marilyn Chambers, the new All-Sex Issue of HUSTLER magazine celebrates the Top Ten performers working in the adult business today.
At number ten is Sunny Leone. This 27-year-old Punjabi Indian starlet first made her name in the biz with girl/girl scenes but has since topped the charts with her first boy/girl movie, "Sunny Loves Matt".
Sasha Grey is up next at number nine. This 20-year-old hottie scorched the screen with depraved turns in titles like "Broken","Sasha Grey's Anatomy" and the HUSTLER video parody "Not Bewitched XXX". Look for Grey to hit the mainstream in Steven Soderbergh's "Girlfriend Experience" in '09.
Bree Olsen takes her All-American Girl good looks to the porn world for the number eight slot. The 22-year-old has already garnered a half-dozen awards and loads of hits like "Eden", "Bree's College Daze" and "Surrender of O"
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HUSTLER's number seven is porn's first seven figure porn star. In 2007, Hillary Scott inked a deal with Sex-Z Pictures for a contract reportedly worth $1 million. You can watch her work it in flicks like"InTERActive", "Britney Rears #3" and "Hillary for President".
And it turns out boys do actually make passes at girls who wear glasses. That is if the girl is Eva Angelina. Our number six starlet is known for her five-alarm sex scenes and, believe it or not, her acting chops.
See more of these lovelies and catch the top five in the new All-Sex Issue of HUSTLER magazine on sale now.
