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"Please, squeeze my boob!" said Jesse Jane to one lucky fan.
This statement pretty much sums up the night. As there was a huge amount of raunchy behavior when the cast of Pirates II: Stagnetti's Revenge appeared at Hustler Hollywood in Los Angeles last night to meet their fans.
"I'm really happy to be seeing all the fans at this great Hustler Hollywood store" said Jenna Haze very diplomatically before she grabbed the microphone and tried to rile up the crowd by exclaiming "Who here is HORNY? I know I am." Unfortunately the crowd was really sedate and didn't respond at all. It always amazes me how meek a crowd can be at these sorts of things. Come on, you're here to meet porn stars! They take things into their orifices just to titillate you. They aren't shy people, so why are you! Since Jenna was unable to get a reaction out of the crowd; I jumped up on the table and shouted "HEY PEOPLE, who here is HORNY? Because I am!" Then I popped off my shirt and waved it around my head while pouring a bottle of baby oil on my naked flesh; all to the crowds roaring approval. Actually, I just stood in the corner and eyed a sweet lighter with HUSTLER printed down the side of it while Jenna was did her best get the crowd amped. 
Things picked up though. As people waited longer in line, their excitement exponentially grew. I cornered a guy waiting to get his DVD signed. Who are you excited about seeing tonight? "Jesse Jane! Because I love her tight butt hole." I slowly backed away from that dude and I came across a nice young lady who was also waiting in line. Who are you excited about meeting tonight? "I really want to meet Jenna Haze and Stoya. They are just so cute and perky; I want to eat them up!"Then I had vision of Jenna and Stoya covered in caramel being eaten by some sort of huge fluffy monster before I got distracted by something shiny out of the corner of my eye.
I waited with the cast to see the reaction of this nice young lady when she did indeed meet Jenna and Stoya. She let out a little squeal as she got to hug the stars of the evening. This warmed my heart and somehow I felt as if I had done a good deed. Even though in actuality I really did nothing at all. Or perhaps I did. Maybe porn stars can bring out the best in some people. Porn stars can make people feel less inhibited and more comfortable with themselves and their bodies. By working in the adult industry and encouraging people to check out porn, I am adding to these life changing occurrences in people's lives.
When I got home, my roommate asked what I had done today.
I looked him straight in the eyes and said: "I changed the world."
To see more of Jesse Jane, Jenna Haze, Stoya, and Riley Steele join HUSTLER.com today!
 Excitement is in store at Hustler Hollywood for the month of October. Jesse Jane and other cast members will appear live and in person to sign copies of Pirates 2: Stagnetti's Revenge. The festivities will go down on at the Hustler Hollywood Sunset store on Thursday October 2nd, from 8-10 p.m. and at Hustler Hollywood San Diego on Friday October 3rd.
Hustler Hollywood Sunset is located at 8920 Sunset Blvd., West Hollywood, Ca and can be reached at (310) 860-9009. Hustler Hollywood San Diego is located at 929 6th Ave., San Diego, Ca and can be reached at (619) 696-9007.
For more information visit HustlerHollywood.com
 Joanna Angel will present a live adult reading at Hustler Hollywood in honor of Madonna's 50th birthday on Thursday, August 28th. The event begins at 8 p.m.
The reading is part of In the Flesh: L.A., a monthly series that debuted in May 2008 as a west coast version of the show founded by Rachel Kramer Bussel. It is held the last Thursday of every month at Hustler Hollywood and features journalists, authors and screenwriters presenting their erotic stories.
In the Flesh: L.A. is hosted by writer/editor Carly Milne (Sexography, Hooking Up, and Naked Ambition).
There will be complimentary cookies and cupcakes on hand courtesy of Schmerty's.
The event is free; however, there is a suggested $10 door fee that will be donated to The Rape, Abuse and Incest National Network (RAINN).
Hustler Hollywood is located at 8920 Sunset Blvd. in West Hollywood. There is free underground parking on-site. For more information, call (310) 860-9009.
 You weren't going to clean it anyway, so why not let a gorgeous, Hustler babe do it for you...? For those of you in Tempe, Arizona, head on down to HustlerHollywood at the corner of Broadway and McClintock.
Saturday August 25th
10 AM - 4 PM myspace.com/hustlerhollywoodtempe
The month of April brings showers and, more importantly, a HUGE sale at Hustler Hollywood locations across the country. 100s of DVDs are on sale for the criminally low price of $9.99. Click on the image below for a fun little song about it.
And if you don't know where you local Hustler Hollywood store is, click here.
 The runway heats up in South Beach this month when Hustler Hollywood showcases its newest line of lingerie as part of the second annual adult industry convention EXXXOTICA — Miami Beach, March 30 - April 1, 2007. The fashion show, featuring Hustler lingerie contract models, kicks off at 6 p.m. on Saturday, March 31 on the tradeshow stage.
"We have two stores in Florida and they're our most successful stores in the fleet, so what better place to showcase our newest line of lingerie than at EXXXOTICA — Miami Beach," said Chris Mael, director of retail for Hustler Hollywood. "We were a part of the show last year and I think it's going to be even better this year."
"Hustler Hollywood is one of the fastest growing brands that we have involved with the show," says J. Handy, owner/director of Victory Tradeshow Management. "To have them come back this year means a lot to us and having the fashion show during Spring Break worked out well for everyone."
Hustler Hollywood will feature about 25 pieces of its newest lingerie line, which recently debuted in stores and has been extremely well received. Hot sellers include seamless, cotton and lace, says Mael. The line will be modeled by the Hustler lingerie contract models, seen in the video and print advertising for the retailer.
Presented by Victory Tradeshow Management and sponsored by HotMovies.com, the three-day event kicks off at the Miami Beach Convention Center on March 30. In addition to the fashion show, the event will feature the first-ever Ms. EXXXOTICA Competition, among a host of events and talent. EXXXOTICA — Miami Beach debuted in 2006, attracting more than 16,000 attendees in its inaugural year.
Links:
HustlerHollywood.com
www.EXXXOTICAMiami.com
 To celebrate the release of Aphrodisiac (in stores NOW!), Hustler Hollywood's flagship store is hosting an in-store signing Thursday, October 5th. Come out and meet Aphrodite herself, Memphis Monroe, along with her fellow Hustler contract stars Mya Luanna and Shy Love from 8pm to 10pm at 8920 Sunset Blvd. in Los Angeles.
"This is no doubt the movie of the year, and Memphis Monroe is the new rising star," said Larry Flynt, Founder of Hustler Magazine.
Director Jerome Tanner brings his vast expertise to this visually breathtaking action-adventure film. Aphrodisiac is Hustler's highest budget film ever; from the High Definition format to the incredible desert location, it looks and feels mainstream. Think Indiana Jones with hot, steamy sex.
The film follows treasure hunter Dakota Smith (Evan Stone), who is forced by the villainous Heinrich brothers (Frank Bukkwyd and Lee Stone) to search for the ultimate Aphrodisiac. Once at their destination, they are shocked to find that the Aphrodisiac is not a potion or a powder, but a living, breathing goddess (Memphis Monroe) who is the embodiment of pure, uninhibited sex. Aphrodite and her horny harem (Eva Angelina and Naomi) demonstrate the real meaning of pussy-whipped as they screw with priceless abandon.
A bonus DVD packed with exclusive cast interviews and behind-the-scenes excitement is included with the Aphrodisiac release.
You can view photos of the cast and the movie's trailer here.
For the entire month of September, all Hustler Hollywood locations are selling already priced-to-move titles at an absurdly discounted rate of $12.99 or 2 for $20. If we've done the math correctly—our abacus skills are a tad rusty—that's ten bucks a pop! At these prices you can't afford not to increase the size of your adult collection.
For a list of store locations, click here.
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You read that right. Two of adult entertainment's biggest names will be gracing Hustler Hollywood's flagship store to help promote Digital Playground's latest Island Fever...not that it needs much help. Digital Playground consistantly puts out some of today's best erotica and you'd be a damn fool not to check out their newest release.
You can pre-order your very own copy of Island Fever 4 from your favorite Interweb adult retailer, HustlerHollywood.com.
For those of you lucky enough to be living in Tacoma, Washington, Hustler Hollywood's newest location is having a grand opening celebration on Friday, September 8th. Members of the Flynt family, the lovely Memphis Monroe and "The Hedgehog" himself, Ron Jeremy, will be there. The event kicks off at 7pm and goes until 9, with an afterparty to be held at the Varsity Grill.
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For directions to the newest Hustler Hollywood location, click here.
Adult toy manufacturer Topco Sales has worked with Hustler toys on a year-long effort to redefine their ever-popular toy line with product upgrades and fresh, exciting packaging. The new look of Hustler toys follows Hustler's motivation to unify Hustler's line into unique categories that speak to the buyers in product and packaging. The expectation is that buyers will find their perfect pleasure device with packaging that speaks specifically to them.
The new look of Hustler Toys is only the beginning. New product improvements include adding vibration to many of the silicone items. As far as new items, for the ladies, the evolving ThinkPink! line now includes a peppermint flavored cooling massage oil and gorgeous, translucent Jel-Lee vibe kits have been added to the For the Rest of the World category. For the men, XXX has two exciting masturbators that go beyond the simple stroker: the Vibrating Gun Metal Hummer which simulates oral sex and the Fuck Buddy CyberSkin with pubic "bone" for extra strength.
"We want end-users to be able to look across a crowded room and find the toy that's made just for them. Our new packaging is specifically designed through color and presentation to catch the eye of their target buyer," says Topco Sales CEO Scott Tucker.
Continue reading "Topco Sales and Hustler Toys Redefine Pleasure Accessories" »
 Hot on the heels of the release of Backwoods of Memphis, Memphis herself will be taking time to meet, greet and sign for fans at several Hustler Hollywood locations throughout the country. Here's the schedule:
July 13: Monroe, OH
July 14: Lexington, KY
July 15: Nashville, TN
And for those lucky enough to be in Ohio (Editor's Note: We have a feeling that's the first time anyone's ever said that in the history of the United States) on the 13th, you get an added treat. After the signing, from 10pm to 2am, there's a HUSTLER-sponsored afterparty here.
For the entire month of July, Hustler Hollywood is offering fantastic savings on select Hustler Hollywood merchandise. Don't believe us? Take a look for yourself:
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Only because we like you:
Continuing today's theme of championing Hustler Hollywood, we've just been informed that all customers (dancers or not) get 20% off on Mondays during the month of May. It's a little thing called "Monday Madness". That's not very creative. Yes, we know. YOU try and think of something better, know-it-all.
After the jump, view the flyer and listen to the radio spot.
Continue reading "Monday, Monday, Mondaaaaaayyyyy" »
Hey ladies (and guys too, we guess) - did you know that exotic dancers get 20% off their purchases from Hustler Hollywood? Go ahead and treat yourself to that pair of 4-inch lucite heels you've been wanting. Click here for a list of locations near you.
View the flyer after the jump.
Continue reading "Lawyers Don't Get Discounts" »
 Four days after The Da Vinci Code hits theater screens nationwide, Hustler Video's® The Da Vinci Load lands on the shelves of your local adult retailer.
You can probably guess which one we're more excited about. We've been a big fan of Audrey Tautou since her performance in Amelie, but until she comes to her senses and deepthroats Ron Jeremy on camera, she'll always be a minor actress. And Tom Hanks' hair has been giving us nightmares.
Shot in high-definition, TDL weaves a tale where the "operatives of the Priory of Semen discover that Leonardo da Vinci painted the Mona Lisa using his own sperm. These keepers of the truth fuck in the name of art and kill anyone who gets in their way." Pretty heady stuff for porn, but if you've seen any of director Jerome Tanner's other work (History of Porn, HotSex.com), you'd know that he tends to tread in more intellectually challenging waters.
Loaded with extras—no pun intended—and offering five scenes (one being a six girl orgy led by the lovely Eva Angelina), The DaVinci Load promises viewers an erotic and psuedo-historical experience that is sure have erythrocytes flooding their corpora cavernosas.
The Da Vinci Load features peformances from Charlotte Stokely, Eva Angelina, Haley Paige, Jasmine Tame, Joey Hart, Michelle Maylene, Missy Monroe, Tory Lane and a bunch of guys with larger-than-average penises.
The Da Vinci Load is now available for pre-order from Hustler Hollywood.
 It's been at least 20 minutes since we've brought you any news on Britney Rears 2: I Wanna Get Laid, so we thought we'd share the following release that just hit our inbox...
Often times a sequel movie has a hard time living up to the high expectations brought forth by a wildly successful original. However, the recently released mega-hit movie Britney Rears 2: I Wanna Get Laid is proving to be even more successful than the top selling debut which became Larry Flynt's biggest movie in 2005.
Not many would have thought that this wildly humorous spoof of the life of pop music diva Britney Spears would be such a success in today's overcrowded porn marketplace but Britney Rears 2 has instantly become a movie that fans are snapping up in record numbers making this a breakout hit.
Continue reading "Britney Rears 2 Edging Closer to #1" »
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Pirates Cast Please their fans
Jesse Jane appearing live at Hustler Hollywood
Joanna Angel Live Reading at Hustler Hollywood
HustlerHollywood Bikini Carwash!
Hustler Hollywood DVD Blowout
Hustler Hollywood Preps Runway For Exxxotica — Miami Beach
Hustler Hollywood to Host Contract Superstars Memphis Monroe, Mya Luanna and Shy Love
DVD Blowout at Hustler Hollywood
Jesse Jane and Teagan Presley to Appear at Hustler Hollywood
Hustler Hollywood Grand Opening
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