The adventures of Sarah Palin continue in Hustler's Obama is Nailin' Palin. Sexy MILF Lisa Ann comes back to the screen once more as Sarah Palin, but this time she's going all the way to the top….to get the presidential treatment so to speak!
Directed by Jerome Tanner, Obama is Nailin' Palin will feature Guy DiSilva, who bears more than a striking resemblance to Obama, as a knight in shining armor, who rescues Sarah from her failed campaign. Sarah is more than grateful to follow the lead of this strong brave man and makes sure to thank him properly.
Will the outcome be climactic...you betcha!!
Watch these two parties go at it before they really go at it on Election Day!! Obama is Nailin' Palin will debut exclusively on HUSTLER.com on Monday, November 3, 2008 where you can also watch the first two scenes of Who's Nailin' Paylin right now!
Read the script of Obama is Nailin' Palin behind the cut!
The talent coordinator of Hustler Magazine and video wants to meet you! Come down to Larry Flynt's Hustler Club in Westminster, CA and be ready to shine!
Show Hustler what sets you apart form others. We are looking for ladies that are interested in modeling for Hustler magazine as well ladies interested in starring in our vastly popular video lines.
Show up between 2:00 PM and 11:00 PM and bring your valid photo ID (21 and over please).
It's that time of year again. The leaves are falling, trout are spawning, and I get sick on candy while watching It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown. Halloween is right around the corner so we dipped into the archives here at Hustler World Head Quarters and compiled our top 5 favorite Halloween-themed porno's.
1. VAMPIRASS
Filmed in the halcyon days of 1993 when bushes were full, boobs were mostly real, and special effects in a pornos meant having a fog machine in the room; Vampirass doesn't hold all its charm in the witty title. What makes this video great is the plot. A lowly yet hyper-sexual real estate agent is trying to sell a mansion to some of her friends. After some sexual antics with a mulleted bodyguard, a "ball-draining 3-way", and some black-magic gone wrong, these ladies are unwittingly turned into vampires.
I recommend this movie to anybody who likes sex, vampires, or real estate.
2. GHOULS GONE WILD
I like the idea of this movie. Ghouls Gone Wild? I imagine a band of ghoulish sex fiends who flash their tits for cheap trucker hats in a bus parked outside the local pool hall before devouring the hapless camera-men. After this, these ghoulish sex fiends have to grapple with the psychological damage when they see their goodies being flashed all over late night cable television.
Instead we get a borderline gonzo where the girls are inexplicitly wearing Mad Max style make up and looked like just came from a shopping spree at Hot Topic. The constant techno soundtrack could confuse one to think that they are in a mid-80s rave not a late 00's porno. The saving grace of this rave/goth/mad max/ porno noir is when a mohawked Kimberly Kane gets fucked in a "grave yard" which is obviously someone's backyard. Why is this the saving grace? Because Kimberly Kane is hot as hell.
I recommend this movie for anybody who likes Mad Max, Kimberly Kane, or raves.
"Ron Jeremy plays a dirty homeless hunchback? Best casting ever!"
"Wait, so this vampire goes from sucking the dudes blood to sucking his cock? I need a little more character development here."
"They say this was shot on location in Europe. I wonder if by Europe they mean Chatsworth."
"Where did these blond chicks come from? Is this a scheduled orgy, or is it supposed to be spontaneous? I probably shouldn’t be asking these questions at this point."
"These German guys have awesome perms."
"Vampire lesbians: YES!"
"Are they playing Elton John in the background while they are having sex in a coffin?"
I recommend this movie for anybody who likes vampires, jerking-off vampires, or vampire orgies.
4. EJACULA 2
Yes, the first was so good it warranted a sequel. Looking at the box cover I’m happy to see that the stellar cast from the first movie was able to come back, but now there is some sort of panther in the mix. While the first Ejacula could be subtitled "Ejacula fucks a bunch of chicks", Ejacula 2 could be subtitled "Ejacula wants to bang a virgin". That's right, a quest through Europe to find a virgin to deflower. I have a sneaking suspension that nobody in this movie is a virgin, except maybe one of the boom-mic guys.
I recommend this movie for anybody who likes Ron Jeremy, tanned vampires, or strudel.
5. BLOOD LAKE
With a name like Blood Lake you know it's going to be fucking metal. This is essentially a cheap slasher flick with a lot of hardcore pornography thrown in for good measure. If you haven't guessed the plot already, it goes a little something like this: A bunch of couples go camping in the woods that are totally haunted. After having sex they hear and noise and then wham, one by one they're knocked off. Classic horror plot being driven into the ground. Why can't people learn; after you've just jizzed on your partners face and hear a noise outside, don't go out there! I know whenever I'm having sex in a secluded wooden cabin and hear a noise, I don't move an inch. If the girl begs to know what the noise is, I tell her to go check it out while I close my eyes and sing the chorus to Ragtime Gal until I think it's safe. If she doesn't come back I just watch re-runs of Cheaters and drink High Balls till I pass out.
I recommend this movie for anybody who likes camping, pierced nipples, or lakes.
I can't forget about This Ain't the Munsters XXX, which you can watch on HUSTLER.com right now. Totally Halloween worthy, but because it is so new I don't know if stands the test of time. We'll see if it makes next years list next to the movies I'm currently producing: Sexlevania, Whoreraiser, and Night of the Living Sluts.
The response to Who's Nailin' Paylin? has been tremendous. We're having our HUSTLER gnomes work over time responding to everyones questions and comments. Remember, you can watch the very first scene at HUSTLER.com right now. In the mean, time we've gathered clips from the brave media outlets who drew a line in sand and stood proud on the side of parody pornography!
The mercurial Bill O'Reilly waxes poetic about how much he likes porn. More behind the cut!
Kelly's Court on Fox News loves Larry Flynt!
The Colbert Report declares Larry Flynt and Who's Nailin' Paylin? as the number one threat to America.
Lisa Ann on Entertainment
Graham Norton, Ricky Gervais, and Thandie Newton run through lines of the script.
The Masked Avengers prank Sarah Palin and mention "Who's Nailin' Paylin?" along the way!
SHAWNA LENEE REPRESENTS HUSTLER VIDEO AT EXOTIC EROTIC BALL
Shawna Lenee, who played the luscious Marilyn in Hustler Video's recent release of This Ain't the Munsters XXX, will be signing at the Exotic Erotic Ball in San Francisco.
Shawna will be appearing and signing at the Exotic Erotic Ball on Friday, October 24, from 3:00 p.m. to 9:00 p.m., and Saturday, October 25, from 1:00 p.m. to 5:00 p.m. and from 9:00 p.m. to 1:00 a.m. Shawna will be signing at the Bay Area Distribution (B.A.D. Inc.) booth on both days.
The featured title at B.A.D. Inc.'s booth will be Hustler Video's This Ain't the Munsters XXX. This Halloween blockbuster will be on sale to the public and will include a This Ain't the Munsters XXX poster and autograph from Shawna Lenee. You can also get this great deal along with a Polaroid with Shawna for an additional charge.
Barely Legal Girls Letting You Take Complete Control!
Have you ever wanted to choose your own sex adventure with a Barely Legal girl? Well now you can! Hustler Video gives you complete control of all of your favorite Barely Legal girls with the anticipated release of Barely Legal Interactive.
Starring some of the hottest young talent around, Barely Legal Interactive lets you choose from a variety of sexual positions for each star. It is completely up to you to decide whether you would like to watch Adriana in a seductive, hot-shower masturbation scene or get right down to some intense action and give her the pounding she's been waiting for.
In the first scene, Eva Angelina teases the viewer with flirtatious dancing and a striptease before letting you decide whether to give her a massage or watch her masturbate. Eva goes on to let the viewer choose between a titty fuck, a blowjob or deciding which toys to watch her play with. You can also cut right to the chase and tell her whether you want to fuck her from behind or missionary style.
Barely Legal Interactive gives you the chance to fulfill your fantasies with these young hotties: Eva Angelina, Sindee Jennings, Stephanie Cane and Adriana Nevaeh. It's time to choose your own sexual adventure! Barely Legal Interactive is in stores TODAY! Join BarelyLegal.com and watch it right now!
We have your fix right here. Your first glimpse of the actual movie.
In this scene Sarah tries to quell suspicions that she is in bed with the Russians so to speak. But little does the public know that Sarah is currently having a bipartisan affair with Hilliary Clinton. Head over to HUSTLER.com to see this scene in full or you can pre-order the DVD at HustlerHollywood.com
Here are your first glimpses of the HUSTLER epic title, Who's Nailin' Paylin? Filming began today, and there was a buzz throughout all of Hustler. Everybody was excited to see the genesis of what is going to be the best porno of the year. Nobody was as frenzied as Lisa Ann who plays the part of "Serra Paylin". "I can't believe how far this has gone in the press already! And we are here, on the first day of the shooting!" said the brunette sex kitten, "I've been studying the real Sarah Palin at least an hour a day all the way down to her '84 Miss Alaska pageant."
There is already a lot of mainstream attention on this movie. Both TMZ and the NY Daily News have covered it. On set, there was more than average presence from reporters who don't often see the making up porn up close and personal. I talked to one member of the mainstream press who wished to remain anonymous "This is great! Larry Flynt and you guys at HUSTLER always knock me dead. Lisa Ann is dead ringer for Palin, I can wait to see this when I comes out!"
Are you as excited about Who's Nailin' Paylin? as we are? I hope so. With Lisa Ann as the countries hottest governor, Nina Hartley as Hillary Clinton, Jada Fire as Condoleezza Rice, and Sindee Jennings as the "Young Paylin" what's there not to like? So if you can't wait to see these babes get their rocks off on camera, here is the script to satiate your degenerate mind.
Once again when it comes to sex and politics, HUSTLER continues to be at the top of the game! Hustler Video could not resist the urge to spoof the MILF-tastic Alaska governor and Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin. Let's face it: Who wouldn't want to see that sexy hockey mom taking it all off?!
Who's Nailin' Paylin, currently in pre-production, is being directed by Jerry T. Sexy MILF Lisa Ann will be playing the role of Sara Paylin. Who's Nailin' Paylin will feature five hard-core scenes, including a threeway with other parodied political figures, namely Hillary Clinton and Condoleezza Rice. Bill O'Reilly will also be spoofed as the announcer who dishes the sex scandals that will take place during the film.
Who's Nailin' Paylin will take the viewer on a naughty adventure to the wild side of that sexy Alaska governor. Sara Paylin will not only be showing us some girl-on-girl lovin' but will also be nailing the Russians, who come knocking on her back-door (wink, wink) and in a flashback "young" Paylin's creationist college professor will explain a "big bang" theory even she can't deny!
Hustler Video is eager to fulfill those sexual fantasies of this now-famous MILF and is putting Who's Nailin' Paylin on a fast track to hit streets in time for the election! For more, log onto HUSTLER.com
"Please, squeeze my boob!" said Jesse Jane to one lucky fan.
This statement pretty much sums up the night. As there was a huge amount of raunchy behavior when the cast of Pirates II: Stagnetti's Revenge appeared at Hustler Hollywood in Los Angeles last night to meet their fans.
"I'm really happy to be seeing all the fans at this great Hustler Hollywood store" said Jenna Haze very diplomatically before she grabbed the microphone and tried to rile up the crowd by exclaiming "Who here is HORNY? I know I am." Unfortunately the crowd was really sedate and didn't respond at all. It always amazes me how meek a crowd can be at these sorts of things. Come on, you're here to meet porn stars! They take things into their orifices just to titillate you. They aren't shy people, so why are you! Since Jenna was unable to get a reaction out of the crowd; I jumped up on the table and shouted "HEY PEOPLE, who here is HORNY? Because I am!" Then I popped off my shirt and waved it around my head while pouring a bottle of baby oil on my naked flesh; all to the crowds roaring approval. Actually, I just stood in the corner and eyed a sweet lighter with HUSTLER printed down the side of it while Jenna was did her best get the crowd amped.
Things picked up though. As people waited longer in line, their excitement exponentially grew. I cornered a guy waiting to get his DVD signed. Who are you excited about seeing tonight? "Jesse Jane! Because I love her tight butt hole." I slowly backed away from that dude and I came across a nice young lady who was also waiting in line. Who are you excited about meeting tonight? "I really want to meet Jenna Haze and Stoya. They are just so cute and perky; I want to eat them up!"Then I had vision of Jenna and Stoya covered in caramel being eaten by some sort of huge fluffy monster before I got distracted by something shiny out of the corner of my eye.
I waited with the cast to see the reaction of this nice young lady when she did indeed meet Jenna and Stoya. She let out a little squeal as she got to hug the stars of the evening. This warmed my heart and somehow I felt as if I had done a good deed. Even though in actuality I really did nothing at all. Or perhaps I did. Maybe porn stars can bring out the best in some people. Porn stars can make people feel less inhibited and more comfortable with themselves and their bodies. By working in the adult industry and encouraging people to check out porn, I am adding to these life changing occurrences in people's lives.
When I got home, my roommate asked what I had done today.
I looked him straight in the eyes and said: "I changed the world."
TRICK OR TREAT - This Ain't the Munsters XXX Hits Streets Today!
(Beverly Hills) Hustler Video's much-anticipated release, This Ain't the Munsters XXX finally hits streets today!! If you're wondering how to celebrate Halloween this year, then look no further, Hustler Video brings you the sexiest and naughtiest Halloween treat with the release of This Ain't the Munsters XXX!!
"This Ain't the Munsters XXX is an appealing and couples-friendly movie. Watch it soon" praises Dr. Jay at AdultDVDReviews.com.
"This flick will entertain the cum right out of you. It has it all: spot-on acting, great music, highly detailed sets, believable plot and some hot Munster fucking - One of the most entertaining story porns of all time," enthuses Evan at RanchoCarne.com.
"I laughed, I felt nostalgic and I touched myself. It left me feeling good and horny, which is what a successful porn is supposed to do. This movie felt like a dirty episode of The Munsters TV show and that really added to the naughtiness and perversion of watching it," exclaims Ann at AllSexReviews.com.
This Ain't the Munsters XXX is available both on standard definition and Blu-ray, includes six outrageously hot sex scenes, along with two smokin'-hot bonus scenes featuring Jenna Haze and Roxy DeVille, behind-the-scenes "making of" featurette, blooper reel, director's commentary, photo gallery, family album and black-and-white version of the movie.
The talent coordinator of Hustler Magazine and video wants to meet you! Come down to Larry Flynt's 
(Beverly Hills) Hustler Video's much-anticipated release, This Ain't the Munsters XXX finally hits streets today!! If you're wondering how to celebrate Halloween this year, then look no further, Hustler Video brings you the sexiest and naughtiest Halloween treat with the release of This Ain't the Munsters XXX!!
