I just checked out the set of This Ain't Star Trek XXX, and it looks great! I was able to sneak off with these photos before an overly agitated, freshly shorn Evan Stone chased me into the parking lot. I think he was having hair withdrawal. Or maybe he's like Sampson, all his power is in his hair and when it’s gone he doesn't know what to do with himself. That would explain his intermittent sobbing.
If you like this, then you will like these other fine Hustler titles:
I just checked out the set of This Ain't Star Trek XXX, and it looks great! I was able to sneak off with these photos before an overly agitated, freshly shorn Evan Stone chased me into the parking lot. I think he was having hair withdrawal. Or maybe he's like Sampson, all his power is in his hair and when it’s gone he doesn't know what to do with himself. That would explain his intermittent sobbing.
If you like this, then you will like these other fine Hustler titles:
Here are your first glimpses of the HUSTLER epic title, Who's Nailin' Paylin? Filming began today, and there was a buzz throughout all of Hustler. Everybody was excited to see the genesis of what is going to be the best porno of the year. Nobody was as frenzied as Lisa Ann who plays the part of "Serra Paylin". "I can't believe how far this has gone in the press already! And we are here, on the first day of the shooting!" said the brunette sex kitten, "I've been studying the real Sarah Palin at least an hour a day all the way down to her '84 Miss Alaska pageant."
There is already a lot of mainstream attention on this movie. Both TMZ and the NY Daily News have covered it. On set, there was more than average presence from reporters who don't often see the making up porn up close and personal. I talked to one member of the mainstream press who wished to remain anonymous "This is great! Larry Flynt and you guys at HUSTLER always knock me dead. Lisa Ann is dead ringer for Palin, I can wait to see this when I comes out!"
It's the holiday season so why not celebrate it the HUSTLER way. Visions of tinsel, tits, and twats will dance in you're head with the newly released Barely Legal Christmas. In this DVD, Santa's helpers getting their coochies kissed along with plenty of other jingle balling action.
In this behind the scenes clip, Alexa Jordan gets caught up in the Christmas spirit and dishes on how she has trouble picking up on girls, what it's like getting it on with her roommate, and other tantalizing topics.
If you know someone who would love to have their stocking stuffed with this hot DVD you can buy it here. You can also log onto BarelyLegal.com where you can watch this video in its entirety.
(Hollywood, CA) The long awaited Brady Bunch porn spoof starring Hillary Scott is nearing completion and could be the biggest selling adult movie of the year when it hits stores September 18th from X-Play/LFP Video.
Not the Bradys XXX is definitely expected to be the biggest selling feature title the Larry Flynt Empire has seen in over 5 years and early pre-orders have been coming in even though the company has not yet offered the hardcore parody to buyers.
"Not the Brady's XXX is a movie that the whole company has been excited about for months. Ever since we showed the trailer at the AEE show, people have been asking when it's going to come out. This movie is going to be big." stated LFP Creative Director Drew Rosenfeld.
Faced with financial difficulties at home due to slow business at his architectural firm, Mike and his wife Carol reluctantly tell the kids that the entire household will be on a budget for the next few months until business picks back up and the cash crisis ends. The kids get together and decide to help out by taking on odd jobs, holding car washes and pitching in wherever they can to help save the family house from bank foreclosure.
Wild fun and mayhem ensue especially when Marcia unwittingly applies for a job as a 'figure model' and finds out she's about to star in a porn movie.
Not the Bradys XXX is directed by Will Ryder and since the movie is a hilarious parody, fans of the TV show will be extra-pleased with the accurate re-creation right down to the backyard grass and the campy music.
Hustler Video's Barely Legal is unquestionably the most voluminous adult series currently in production. Started by the late Clive McLean in 1999, the line places just of-age girls in fun, youthful, (sometimes) cliché-for porn sexual situations. The formula proved so successful that Clive's passing did not spell the end of the series. Barely Legal has actually grown to include over 8 separate lines, with numerous directors placing their own visual stamp on the brand. One such auteur (Editor's Note: Don't know how to feel about that word choice.) is Erica McLean, who started the line with her husband and recently finished production of the seventy-fifth title in the series.
When we were offered the opportunity to drop by the shooting of Barely Legal #75, we jumped at the chance. Erica is one of the nicest people in all of porndom and, honestly, we loves us some teenagers. From our understanding, no matter how old we get, they will remain the same age.
For all of the coverage we've given to Mya Luanna (here, here and here) we hadn't actually seen her perform until last week's Van Styles' helmed Pin Up Honeys 2. The HustlerWorld signal has called us back to HQ every time she's been about to get down to business. We had been dying to know what this girl could do with a cock, so last Wednesday we scaled the walls of the Flynt building and removed the spotlight's 1000 watt bulbs1.
Nothing was going to keep us from watching HUSTLER's newest contract star perform last Thursday.
Our decision to participate in a little corporate self-sabotage was the right one. We've never been witness to anything remotely resembling Mya's display of enthusiasm and animal-like aggression during her scene with Mark Wood and James Deen before. We're still trying to process how this petite beauty—she's 5'1" and weighs less than a hundred pounds—managed to handle the two well-hung studs.
"You want to go see Van Styles shoot on Saturday," asked his biggest admirer at Hustler Video® "He's filming Nadia Styles' first DP."
"Is it vaginal and oral," we questioned, later realizing we've just solidified our place between Brutus and Cassius in the ninth circle of hell1.
"It's a true DP, anal and vaginal," she responded, drawing a heart and writing "Mrs. Van Styles" in the middle.
"Well then. Why not?" Saturday morning cartoons haven't been good since 1992, anyway.
Finding out that it would be filmed in the same house that was used for Barely Legal Corruped #7 only added to our excitement. It's not every day that we get to travel back to the 80's simply by walking through someone's front door.
We put on our best Member's Only jacket and skinny tie, feathered our hair and invested heavily in IBM. If Timecop taught us anything, messing with the space-time continuum should be avoided at all costs. We're not about to cause the universe to collapse upon itself simply because we wore a Nirvana t-shirt.
Since becoming a contract girl at the beginning of May, Mya Luanna's been one busy woman. She had her first shoot a couple of weeks ago where she filmed Hustler Exposed. Last week, she filmed her first feature, Mya Luanna's Naughty Nice Girl. Right now, she's in Miami (along with our other contract girl, Memphis Monroe) making sure fans of porn are treated to her exotic brand of sensuality. Never let it be said that contract girls have it easy. We make sure we get our money's worth.
We were lucky enough to watch her work on the set of Naughty Nice Girl. Wearing a form-fitting business suit, absolutely nailing the "sexy librarian" thing, Mya looked amazing. While we didn't appreciate her non-prescription glasses—we've been cursed with Myopia and are forced to wear them out of necessity—we must admit they completed her wardobe perfectly.
Let it be known from this day forward that we are not completely directionally disabled. Last Thursday, we managed to find the set of Caesar Bonobo's latest picture, Girlzsports, without getting lost once. If you've been keeping score, that makes us about two for twenty. Our average would worry us if this was any other industry, but with the porn grading curve (established in 1836 by this man), we remain firmly at the head of the class.
It is with this confidence, this moronic swagger, that we parked our car and proceeded to trudge up a seemingly endless hill disguised as a driveway. Midway up this paved Mt. Everest, sweating like Oprah at a Black Panther rally, we thought to ourselves, "We need to stop smoking and exercise more."
Any thoughts of revamping our lifestyle quickly disappeared as soon as we reached the summit. We were greeted by a scene that really only exists in beer commercials. There were nine women performing that day, all running around in various states of undress. NINE!
The only thing we knew about Van Styles before making our way to Encino last week was that certain girls in the HustlerWorld Compound have a raging hard-on for him and his work. "Ooooh...you're going to a Van Styles set?! I'm so envious", we heard more than once.
Awesome.
Then, when driving to the location, we discovered that Mr. Styles had given us both the wrong street name and the wrong house number.
Awesome x 2.
A quick phone call righted the incorrect street-name situation, but we were still at a loss as to the house number. Usually, we just look for the equipment truck parked out front, but there was none to be found. After 20 minutes of cursing the name Van Styles, we went with our porn-journalist instincts and pressed the buzzer of the tackiest house in the entire neighborhood.
"Hello," a voice came from the speaker outside the gate.
"Uh...is there a shoot going on here today?" we sheepishly asked.
"For what company?" the female voice asked in response.
"Hustler."
And with that, the metal gate opened its door and we walked up to a what-would-be-considered-modern-for-the-80s mansion.
After spending Saturday around one of the newest faces in adult entertainment, we spent Sunday around one of the oldest. Unforunately, the face wasn't that pretty. It also had a mustache. And was wearing glasses.
We were on the set for the remaking (reimagining?) of Jim Holliday's Car Wash Angels when we ran into one of the founding fathers of the industry.
We are, of course, talking about Bill Margold, one of porn's originators and great historians. A little birdie, namely Bill himself, informed us that Burt Reynold's character in Boogie Nights was partly based on him. His roots are deep.
When we came across Gram Ponante, America's Beloved Porn Journalist®, he informed/warned us that we should set aside a decent amount of time for an interview with Bill. We never take redheads seriously, so we didn't heed his warning. We should have.
We arrived to the set of HUSTLER Exposed—Mya Luanna's first shoot under exclusive contract—and our ears were immediately assaulted by some blaring, God-awful Eurotrash dance music. "It's too early for this," we thought. Not too early to watch porn being filmed, mind you...that's impossible. It was too early to be listening to unk da unk da unk da unk da unk da.
Our tune soon changed when we encountered Miss Luanna holding court from her makeup chair. Babies could have been crying and we wouldn't have noticed. She's more stunning and poised than we remembered. She took her time, thoughtfully and playfully answering every question put forward, no matter how outlandish or simple they may have been. All the while, the makeup girl was tugging and combing and hair-spraying and brushing Mya's gorgeous head of hair.
We can't agree with Memphis Monroe's pick for this year's American Idol winner—Taylor? Really?—but we must give her credit for the unexpected choice. Most of the girls we know are madly in love with that bald, bag of douche (Chris) and his intense "I'm about to fuck your soul" stare. Not Memphis, though. She's better than that.
After getting to know Memphis while on location earlier this week, it's easy to figure out why she was tapped to represent the HUSTLER brand. Straddling the fence between Southern belle and sophisticated urbanite with aplomb, Memphis embodies the qualities every man is looking for in a woman. She's the type that would cook you a steak immediately after a 4-hour session of toe-curling sex—very similar to the girl in "Color of Night", but without the irksome homicidal murderer aspect.
"I wanted to bring my fans and viewers a little piece of me," Memphis offered. "Since I am from the country, this is my background."
That "piece" is the Hustler Video® big-budget production, "Backwoods of Memphis".
"Today we are filming fucking lesbians and that's actually the title of the movie," Axel Braun, the director, informed us with a laugh. "We wanted to call it 'Fucking Dykes', but they wouldn't go for that. So we we called it 'Fucking Lesbians'"
"And 'Lipstick Lesbians' would have taken up too much room on the box," quipped his PA/lighting designer, Divad.
After last week's visit to the Hippie Land Ranch, we were unsure of what to expect when we set out to poke our nose around this particular Hustler Video production. Would we be met with a 12,000 square foot home? Swinging hipsters? Nekkid girls going at it in every possible position while saying dirty, dirty things to each other?
Yesterday's visit to the set of "Boning Bonita Chicas" proved once again that we never, never, never know what to expect when it comes to the wonderful world of pornography. In our travels, we've grown accustomed to long drives up winding roads, multi-million dollar McMansions with stunning views and ponds stocked with fish worth more than our car.
That's why our arrival at yesterday's location was the cause for bemusement. We should have known this was going to be different when we noticed an Earth-friendly bumper sticker proudly displayed on the bumper of the VW Bus parked outside the house. It could just have easily said, "Tresspassers beware, here there be hippies". Located only miles away from HustlerWorld HQ, the outside of the home looked as if Cheech and Chong (Editor's note: Yeah, yeah we get it. Today's "Pot Day".) were going to make an appearance any moment.
When our friends at Black and Blue Media told us about an upcoming Platinum Blue Productions shoot, we were excited to say the least. A relatively new company, Platinum Blue already has the adult industry taking notice. Building on the momentum of their 3 AVN award nominations in 2006, the production Lust in Time aims to solidify the company's standing in the adult world.
Shot in HD and filmed in Bel Aire, Lust in Time weaves together tales of people separated by loss and are now reunited by the energies that focus on one location, Hanson Manor.
Silver Lake is a Los Angeles neighborhood east of Hollywood. Inhabited by a wide variety of ethnicities and socioeconomic groups, it is best known as an eclectic gathering of the creative community. (source: www.wikipedia.com)
Swinger
a)A person who actively seeks excitement and moves with the latest trends.
b)A person who engages freely in promiscuous sex.
c)A member of a couple, especially a married couple, who exchanges sexual partners. (source: www.dictionary.com)
Put these two together (and add a healthy heaping of tattoos) and you have the title for Vena Virago and HUSTLER's latest foray into the alt.porn genre, "Silver Lake Swingers".
On The Set: Alpha 15: Big Sister and the Trial of Emily Labore
After spending a half hour learning the difference between EAST 1st St. and WEST 1st St. in Downtown Los Angeles, HustlerWorld arrived on the set of the tentatively named "Alpha 15: Big Sister and the Trial of Emily Labore." A VCA and Eroticist Films feature, "Alpha 15" is Cat Purcel's first foray into the world of adult filmmaking.
When asked how her first day of shooting was going, she answered like a true veteran. "Fake it 'til ya make it."
Judging by what I saw and what the cast had to say about her, perhaps she was being a bit modest.
"We're so excited to work with Cat." Hustler Video's marketing manager, Kristin Spillers, told us. "She's new to the adult industry and she can't wait to make hot hardcore porn that isn't cookie cutter."
"We wanted to make an all chick flick," Cat explained. "I want people to see that it's OK to experience their fantasies."
We were too busy watching the sex to find out what exactly those fantasies involve, but thankfully, the film's star, Justine Jolie, was there to fill us in. "The premise is that I'm a prude and Alpha 15 is the penal colony I'm sent to." she explained, "They're trying to rid the world of prudes."
Ahh…turning the quiet, shy type into a raving, sex goddess. One of our personal favorites.
We were surprised that this echoes Ms. Jolie's own experience with her sexuality. " The character is like me when I was 19. Incredibly insecure, incredibly shy, introverted. I was terrified to talk to men. Terrified to talk to women." she said, " I went from being a Bible-thumping Christian to a lesbian queen of porn." (Editor's note: This happens to be a career move we approve of and encourage).
Ron Royster, director of Atomic Vixens and producer for Alpha 15, was on hand that day. " [We're] all about launching some boats. Every one of my movies we have a guest director. For this one it's going to be Hollie Stevens." Unfortunately, Hollie wasn't shooting that day so were weren't able to see her work firsthand. But, if Hollie can bring the same enthusiasm to directing she showed performing in Barely Legal On Vacation and Real College Girls, we'll be looking forward to the finished project.
"Porn's a billion-dollar industry," Ms. Purcel offered, "and it's going to be there one way of the other, we might as well as have feminists in it."
While some may find such a female-centric approach to porn counter to what's expected from HUSTLER, fear not. "I want porn to be hardcore," Cat affirmed, "but still hot."
"It's going to be an amazing movie," Justine Jolie told us, "[Cat] knows where she's heading and I'm just anxious to see how it comes together."
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Not the Bradys XXX is definitely expected to be the biggest selling feature title the Larry Flynt Empire has seen in over 5 years and early pre-orders have been coming in even though the company has not yet offered the hardcore parody to buyers.
Hustler Video's Barely Legal is unquestionably the most voluminous adult series currently in production. Started by the late Clive McLean in 1999, the line places just of-age girls in fun, youthful, (sometimes) cliché-for porn sexual situations. The formula proved so successful that Clive's passing did not spell the end of the series. Barely Legal has actually grown to include over 8 separate lines, with numerous directors placing their own visual stamp on the brand. One such auteur (Editor's Note: Don't know how to feel about that word choice.) is Erica McLean, who started the line with her husband and recently finished production of the seventy-fifth title in the series.
For all of the coverage we've given to Mya Luanna (
"You want to go see Van Styles shoot on Saturday," asked his biggest admirer at Hustler Video® "He's filming Nadia Styles' first DP."
Since becoming a contract girl at the beginning of May, Mya Luanna's been one busy woman. She had her 
Let it be known from this day forward that we are not completely directionally disabled. Last Thursday, we managed to find the set of Caesar Bonobo's latest picture, Girlzsports, without getting lost once. If you've been keeping score, that makes us about two for twenty. Our average would worry us if this was any other industry, but with the porn grading curve (established in 1836 by 
The only thing we knew about Van Styles before making our way to Encino last week was that certain girls in the HustlerWorld Compound have a raging hard-on for him and his work. "Ooooh...you're going to a Van Styles set?! I'm so envious", we heard more than once.
After 
We arrived to the set of HUSTLER Exposed—
We can't agree with Memphis Monroe's pick for this year's American Idol winner—Taylor? Really?—but we must give her credit for the unexpected choice. Most of the girls we know are madly in love with that bald, bag of douche (Chris) and his intense "I'm about to fuck your soul" stare. Not Memphis, though. She's better than that.
"Today we are filming fucking lesbians and that's actually the title of the movie," Axel Braun, the director, informed us with a laugh. "We wanted to call it 'Fucking Dykes', but they wouldn't go for that. So we we called it 'Fucking Lesbians'"
Yesterday's visit to the set of "Boning Bonita Chicas" proved once again that we never, never, never know what to expect when it comes to the wonderful world of pornography. In our travels, we've grown accustomed to long drives up winding roads, multi-million dollar McMansions with stunning views and ponds stocked with fish worth more than our car.
When our friends at Black and Blue Media told us about an upcoming Platinum Blue Productions shoot, we were excited to say the least. A relatively new company, Platinum Blue already has the adult industry taking notice. Building on the momentum of their 3 AVN award nominations in 2006, the production Lust in Time aims to solidify the company's standing in the adult world.
