Stormy Daniels for Senate?
Can you feel the excitement?
What is shaping up to be a snooze-fest of an election just got a little more interesting and dare I might say, a little more sexy! Porn star, and all around nice gal; Stormy Daniels says she might run for embattled Louisiana senator David Vitter's seat. If her brand of smarts and sex appeal hypnotizes the people of Louisiana into giving her the win and she runs on a Democratic ticket, the Dems will have a filibuster-proof 60 seats in the Senate.
Remember David Vitter? When rumors started to fly that he might have seen a prostitute or two in his time, he was quick to deny all such allegations. But, our fearless founder Larry Flynt dug up some ladies of the night who said they had been with this glassy-eyed curmudgeon of a man. They even passed poly-graph tests to back up their statement. Then he surreptitiously admitted to " a very serious sin in my past " in July 2007 after his phone number turned up in records of an escort service run by the late Deborah Jeane Palfrey, known as the D.C. Madam.
What's amazing, is that Vitter's still around. Refusing to stand-down, he now fills his days trying to shoot down family planning funding in the proposed stimulus package instead of filling up prostitutes - Badump ching!
In what could be the Cinderella story of 2010, makes us remember when we knew Stormy as just a wide-eyed porno gal with a great set of tits. In the innocent times of 2003, she and other porn star turned politico Mary Cary took one hot shower together for our Hustler cameras. Proving they were bipartisan long before their political ambitions. You can watch their scene right now on HUSTLER.com and reminisce about how innocent and simple things were six years go.
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